Stolen from Imgur but yeah, this makes sense.
I for one would be thrilled to see Alex Jones immediately get his ass drafted into the Russian army.
On the next Tucker Carlson: Why Russian Women are more beautiful, approachable, and less gold-digger-y than American women-- They couldn't care less about your paycheck or what car you drive! Russian women only want to know your favorite childhood pet, your mother's maiden name, and the last 4 digits of your social security number!