Dick to Robin!Jason: Why are you so bad at this? I just need you to finish this simple task.
Jason: You look like you drop common loot
Dick:
Dick: I look like I drop WHAT?
Dick: I dunno what that means but I know a roast when I hear one you little shit!
Damian walks up for the first time in his brand new school , his teacher by his side, he watches the other children playing. They run after each other and grab shoulders and arms.
"ADOPTED !" Yells one boy.
Quite suprised, Damian asks:
"What are they playing ?"
The teacher cringes hard but finds no good way to say it.
"Ehm....Bruce Wayne and the orphans...?"
Bruce : I'm scared Dami and Jaybird won't get along.
Alfred : i'm sure Miss Talia can handle those vacations perfectly.
Bruce : My guts are telling me otherwise, Alfred. I'm asking Clark to go and see. To be sure.
Alfred : That's your anxiety master Bruce. And if you are doing this, i'm cancelling Grey Ghost week.
Bruce : I THOUGHT YOU WERE SWORN TO TAKE CARE OF THIS FAMILY !
Alfred : Excatly, master Bruce.
During this time Jason and Damian :
(James Hetfield & Jason Newsted Underrated Duo by WardSpeaksMusic on Youtube)
