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Talia Al-Ghul giving a TEDTalk to the batgirls and batgirlfriends.

Talia : Hellos ladies in this great bonding time without any violences involved, as requested by Doctor Thompson.

Barbara, Stephanie, Harper, Kori, Raven, Donna, Artemis, Ravager: Hello, hi, wassup.

Wally: *Rising hand* Am I really supposed to be here ?

Kon, Jon, Bart, Roy: Same question.

Talia: As my boys' significant other, yes.

Talia: Today's lesson is on "Gaslight, Gatekeep, girlboss". Selina will set a exemple for you look.

Selina: Bruce ? The grass is pretty high, I think we should call someone.

Bruce: What ? I can take care of my lawn ! *Proceed to cut grass.*

Talia: 100% efficienty. Look. Damian !

Dami: Yes mother ?

Talia: Did Jason really say you weren't able to polish the floor or did Tim have misheard ?

Damian: Am I...THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS *Shine bright like a diamond, shine bright like a diamond*

Tim: What's the brat doing ?

Talia: Damian said he has to clean after you.

Tim: THE FUCK ?! *Broom suddendly in hands*

Dick and Jay: What are they doing ?

Cass: *Birds and squirrels following her while she dances and clean*

Dick and Jay: I can do that too!

Duke: *Kill dust with lasers*

Talia: And for those who are old enough, we'll discuss the "Titties after services" method later.

Artemis: Guys, we have nothing left, not a penny, can you consider calling your dad ?

Jason and Roy: What about no ?

Kori: I can ask Dick if necessary ^^

Jason: No.

Ravager: I don't have a vision of it but I swear if you don’t find a solution you will die very soon.

Jay: Okay, okay...Let me think two minutes.

On the other side of the world, Harley is boxing her keyboard and type something very fast.

Selina and Ivy: What are you doing ?!

Harley: Brucie and Batsy opened an onlyfans !

Wonder Woman rushes by the window and slams multiple times her credit card on the desk.

Diana: NOW!

Rose Wilson and Jason Todd are somewhere with shenanigans to accomplished, Jason is driving in silence.

Rose : So, you're a book guy ?

Jason : Don't feel like you have to do small talk.

After a while, they arrived at their hôtel.

Receptionist : I'm sorry that's our last room and there is only one bed.

Rose : Oh noooo, i'm so sorryyy, I must have misred !

Jay already in the elevator : Are you coming or what ?

In the room

Rose: I've heard there is not much warm water, we can shower together in underwears if-

Jay : Water and soap are water and soap. Go ahead.

Rose: I usually sleep naked do that both-

Jay threw a pillow and himself on the ground and start snoring.

Rose : Come on...Come on...

A lighting strikes lighten the sky with a thunderstruck. Rose shakes Jason.

Jay : Mhhhhwhat?

Rose : There is a storm and i'm scared of thunder...

Jay : Close the curtains and take my earplugs. Goodnight.

Rose: ...Thanks.