Hey new DC Comics fans ! I know keeping up with 80 years can be difficult so I made this to help, and show you the bullet points of DC Universe :
- Canon doesn't exist.
- The only difference between your AO3 story and the monthly Detective and Action Comics is that you aren't getting paid.
- Everything you want to be real can be.
- Santa is stronger than the whole Darkseid's army, he get througt his defense every year to give him coal.
- Alfred and Ma Kent teaming up is a threat even the Suicide Squad is afraid to dealing with.
- Marvel and DC are too afraid making them teaming up with Aunt May. Cowards.
- Wonder Woman's forearms protections are actually restraining her power, without it's not known if even Superman could match her.
I'd also would love to contribute, if I may:
- The best fighter, or the most powerful being in the DC Universe, is the writer, so no, Harley, Cass, Shiva, etc., DOES NOT solo your fav.
- Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes.
- Pink Kryptonite... don't look it up.
- Power Girl's greatest weakness, other than writers trying so hard to justify her cleavage window, is diet cola...
- Alan Scott GL's weakness is also plain ol' bark and wood.
- Batman is canonically a metahuman. Some may argue he is the absolute peak of the human form, but I don't ever recall the peak of the human form being able to bench press over 1000lbs, survive sub-zero temperatures, withstand taking on literal gods, and surviving a crash landing from the goddamn moon!
