Yes and it's so bad that it is laughable, I was so hyped, like when you watch a video and you know a catastroph is coming, that I ordered it in english before any edition in France

AND MY GOD

- Martha Wayne is from hong kong so Melissa De La Cruz is litteraly cancelling the biggest self insert of comics's history (The authors were jews)

- Found family is no more because Alfred is litteraly his uncle. And he's gay and no sign of Julia

- Martha was Thomas sugar mommy and the Wayne's wealth is entirely from her

- If you really wanna have a powerful woman of color in your comic why do you make Jim Gordon a black woman instead of picking an already existing one ? Like Amanda Waller

- Joker looks like a lesbian butch

- Selina skin color is changing every pages

- Ivy is a teenage drug dealer

- LOVE CORNER Bruce -- Selina -- Joker

- THE PLOT COULD HAVE BEEN

"Hey I need help.

- What do you need big dog ?"

AND I FORGET PROBABLY MUCH

mer Jason and Poison Ivy prompt

The Mangroves provide food, shelter and maintain the land. For that reason, the sirens of the mangrove swamp and its surrounding lakes and rivers reveer the trees as sacred offspring of the original World Tree. They live in giant mangroves with cloth or straw forming roofs. Their leftovers and droppings help to fertilise the trees, and the smaller mangrove roots provide a safe place for guppies to play.

To desecrate or, heaven forbid, destroy one of these trees is invite to invite the siren’s wrath. But one of the older kids dared him to do it for 50 whole dollars. Jason just needed to go in, spray some rude message, and get out. And he’d be able to afford warm meals for two weeks.

That was until Poison Ivy caught him. Jason’s body twists into agony. scales and fins burst through skin. For his crime of despoiling the sacred grove, Poison Ivy owns him now, until his debt is repaid.

I'm hyped

Royal AU Harlivy anyone

I feel like James Cameron watching Star Wars: angry that I didn't do it myself.

MASSIVE props OP

Artemis: Guys, we have nothing left, not a penny, can you consider call your dad ?

Jason and Roy: What about no ?

Kori: I can ask Dick if necessary ^^

Jason: No.

Ravager: I don't have a vision of it but I swear if you don’t find a solution you will die very soon.

Jay: Okay, okay...Let me think two minutes.

On the other side of the world, Harley is boxing her keyboard and type something very fast.

Selina and Ivy: What are you doing ?!

Harley: Brucie and Batsy opened an onlyfans !

Wonder Woman rushes by the window and slams multiple times her credit card on the desk.

Diana: NOW!

My fav version of poison ivys power origin story is a lá Thorns (medically tortured as a kid) and when she learns about a literal child following batman around she FREAKS OUT.

Ivy gets batman alone then serves him a total curveball: she wants to vaccinate Robin from most of her toxins. Bruce thinks it’s a trap until word on the street is that Scarecrow and joker had multiple poisons stolen. He confronts ivy and she admits to stealing them but it’s for the proposed vaccine for Robin.

The rules are that he’s not allowed any samples of the vaccine, and Robin stays with her for three hours for the vaccine to fully absorb into his system. Batman can stay with him, but only in the same room as she might need to use lab equipment.

So every Robin gets the very odd experience of having their biannual vaccine from Ms. Poison Ivy, where they are all on their best behavior and get biodegradable stickers while Bruce just very patiently sits next to them like >:| with one of those temperature guns aimed at their heads

The "i'm a criminal not a monster" is one pf my favourite trope out there

"I have stantards, give me that child he lacks vitamins"

Harley & Ivy

This is why I love them!

Harley is an abuse survivor of course she’d wreck this dude!!!

Can I just say how much I love the implications here? Harley and Ivy are known public figures. People know who they are, and recognize them. And this kid knows that, despite being violent criminals, they’re safe enough to go to for protection. Ivy is dead certain that the Batfamily will be okay with them intervening to protect a kid. That has some intersting implications - either she knows damn well where the lines lie and that this is overriding enough to get her a pass, or (more likely, given the first bit) this has come up before.

one of my favorite tropes is villains acting heroically not because the other villain is a threat to them or because it benefits them, but because they have standards

^^^ That’s the good shit right there

Always reblog protector Harley and Ivy

I think this illustrates that there is sometimes a separation between the types of villains. There are some villains who have little to no redeeming qualities like Joker and then you have what’s shown in this panel. Two of the most infamous villains with the mindset of, “Wait a minute! No, you don’t hurt children! They’re off limits!”

This (official) story is in the anthology series Batman: Black and White. Fourth volume of the series, third issue, printed 2013. Written by Paul Dini himself and drawn by Stephane Roux.

and it has an even happier ending!

I love this????

Thanks for adding the ending!

fuck, now I’m crying

Oh look. It’s MY Batman. The real Batman, not the hypermasculine ultraviolent for the sake of ultraviolence asshole that keeps popping up in popular media.

The Batman who held Ace’s hand. The Batman who keeps trying to get his rogue’s gallery treatment. The Batman who hands low-tier thugs a Wayne Enterprises business card and says “call them about a job.” The Batman who isn’t black and white, the Batman who recognizes even “bad” people can do “good” things. The Batman who genuinely cares about people, not just punishment.

World Heritage Post

LOVE

Always reblog Harley & Ivy

The Batman that we love is mainly because of Paul Dini. He wrote for the animated series and helped on the Arkham games (first two). Highly recommend all his comics, especially Batman ones, to all of you.

This is what i'm talking about when I say Gotham is a big dysfunctional family

Be honest and tell me some batkids news headlines

Red Hood arrested for the third time this month, walked free as a sentence, again.

Gotham City or Bludhaven, exclusive Nightwing interview on his two beloved cities

Is Purple Batgirl a shadowbender ? Goons and Arkham inmates keep telling she beat them while she didn't move.

Duke Thomas host of the Wayne annual christmas gala, telling fundraising will entirely go into the developement of a true overboard. 1 billion received and still counting.

Alfred The Cat first in the poll of Gotham new mayor election, his fellow candidate Damian Wayne (11) is debating Harvey Dent and Pamela Isley tonight on how to improve justice and ecology in our city.

Picture of the year: Cassandra Wayne and Harley Quinn playing on the swings together after beating the Joker to a bloody pulp.

Tim Drake-Wayne ongoing trial for creating Lex Luthor a grindr account.

Black Canary's dancers stuck in Florida due to the Daminette storm. How The Wayne children and Stephanie Brown did 3 hours of show ? "We practiced every week for the last 7 years" says the oldest Richard.

I tried to do the animated series style…. Kind of

I love her

She looks like a badass wood elf vampire lord

Selina, cuddling with Harley and Ivy on the couch.

Selina: You're gay.

Bruce: What ?

Selina: Peer review.

Bruce: I only date women !

Ivy: Me too, how's that suppose to be a defense ?

Harley: All my peers are queer. Amen.

Selina: Why do you think we accepted you ?

Bruce: Because of my money ? And that's my house ?

Ivy: He's cute and smart. Thought it was impossible.

Harley: You're a decent man and you love women. It doesn't exist in this city. You're a sapphic just like your pals sugar. Doctor's words.

Bruce: Wait, Alfred is not gay, I met his ex wife !

Selina: Foreigner, being above our comprehension.

After meeting Supermna

Bruce: Ok, maybe I'm little gay

Harley: Honey, we knew

Yes

Gotham being her own entity apart of the rest of the World thus every meme have Gothamite's equivalent. If you have a smartphone in Gotham you have seen my honest reaction memes starring Brucie Wayne.

Instead of Joe Rogan and other UFC commentators when you have to express something is exceptionnal, you have Jason, Duke, and Steph when Cass bitchslapped Lex Luthor.

When you are fond of something, you have Harley Quinn's face, in her orange clothes wearing cuffs at Pamela Isley's conference on ecology.

When you are craving something, you have the rich cougars looking at Dick Grayson's ass.

When you are envious, shocked or horny, maybe all three together, you have the legendary video of Wayne Fondation to promote exercice and healthy lifestyle when Bruce Wayne appears in tank top and Wonder Woman who accepted to be there who could discover properly for the first time Brucie's F cup boobies.

"He said no pickles !" But it's Cass and Jason. Works with joke about power balance and size.

What's happening with Dick and Jason spotted with a SO always taller and ginger ? (WTF Wally is 6'10 ??)

Gotham is still not over discovering Tim Drake is a sleeper build. Why is he jacked like that ? Why even the BUTLER is ripped ?!

Every post trying to promote Joker is filled with Red Hood gif, Batsignal and Oracle dropping all the user's informations.

99.9% of the housewives between 18 and infinity in North America are watching the annual interview of Brucie by Clark Kent. Their discution is also a "me when I meet someone as weird as me" template

Stephanie's very much loud on the very hot microphone "Please step on me" to Dinah when they competed in a Family Feud episode againt the Queens. The others were laughing but nodding

Damian's mugshot at 4'8 for assault. He saw someone with a coat made with an endangered specie.

A spotted paparazzi picture with Catwoman, Batwoman, Bluebird, Poison Ivy and Harley named "The lesbian spectrum".

And a lot, enough to feed a country, of memes about getting adopted by Bruce Wayne.

This just in: Harley Quinn spotted at Pamela Isley’s ecological conference, prison jumpsuit chic?

Thank you so much !