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Vodrae

@vodrae

French, 20, mostly Batman.
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One thing they are teaching in the villains'school in the DC Universe is to NOT, and I mean EVER, kidnapp Nightwing

The last one who tried had to deal with:

- All the Bludhaven heroes and rogues

- All the Gotham heroes and rogues

- BCPD and GCPD

- Gotham's and Bludhaven's citizens using the second amendement.

- Everyone who has been a Titan one day in their life AND their rogues

- Young Justice

- Everyone who's been a sidekick in their life

- Justice League and JL Dark former and current

- Outlaws

- League of Assassins (beloved's ward)

- Tamarian's army

- Themyscira's army

DO NOT KIDNAPP everyone's "little birdy"

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Just saying

Catwoman : loves cats, expansive stuff, expansive stuff whose not hers, likes to break in where she doesn't have the right to, abandonment issues, fear of setlling down, but take great care of her wine godmother role, love her birds, official place to crash in when Bruce is being a bitch since Dick Grayson.

Talia : Has a lot of cats of all size, lot of expansive stuff, is dying to create a family, is probably the legal mother of the batkids if Bruce was too busy punching clown instead of filling divorce papers, find wisdom in tea, always needs someone to breaks in classified sites. Is the refuge person of at least two robins.

Do I need to see a story not "I'm Bruce real GF" centric but two absolute fucking units in action but also arguing like two roomates in a B Tier 2000's romcom

Yes.

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I was honestly expecting to see a paragraph about Diana, the pet cat being replaced to "cat girl frenemy"

Diana : Animal's lover, loves cat so much her on and off archenemy is a human cat, she's always holdings hands with Selina in museum, that's not romantic, Talia is just tired to bailed her out, regullary uses her influence to ease tensions between Jason and his parents, is like a teenager to be part of this trio, it's like a gigantic pajamas party with two of the hottest, smartest, most dangerous women on earth. One time Selina and Talia stole her gear when she was showering, then it turns into an halloween party in may.

Still love this exchange

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Every sidekick has an unlimited visa to Themyscira, even the boys.

It all starded with Dick Grayson. The first time Diana saw him she went all Mama Bear, playing with his cheeks, throwing him in the air, approximatively the height of the Empire State Building, and flying him to Themyschiria, Batman behind with the batwing on supersonic mod.

"Look at this little baby !"

Roy, Aqualad, Raven...Every generation went through it. They have all beens Diana's little babies.

When they start their career late is not a problem

Diana : LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BABY !

Bizzaro, Kon Kent, Duke Thomas, Cass Cain, Stephanie : Hi, i'm baby.

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vodrae

Just saying

Catwoman : loves cats, expansive stuff, expansive stuff whose not hers, likes to break in where she doesn't have the right to, abandonment issues, fear of setlling down, but take great care of her wine godmother role, love her birds, official place to crash in when Bruce is being a bitch since Dick Grayson.

Talia : Has a lot of cats of all size, lot of expansive stuff, is dying to create a family, is probably the legal mother of the batkids if Bruce was too busy punching clown instead of filling divorce papers, find wisdom in tea, always needs someone to breaks in classified sites. Is the refuge person of at least two robins.

Do I need to see a story not "I'm Bruce real GF" centric but two absolute fucking units in action but also arguing like two roomates in a B Tier 2000's romcom

Yes.

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trainer-sean

I was honestly expecting to see a paragraph about Diana, the pet cat being replaced to "cat girl frenemy"

Diana : Animal's lover, loves cat so much her on and off archenemy is a human cat, she's always holdings hands with Selina in museum, that's not romantic, Talia is just tired to bailed her out, regullary uses her influence to ease tensions between Jason and his parents, is like a teenager to be part of this trio, it's like a gigantic pajamas party with two of the hottest, smartest, most dangerous women on earth. One time Selina and Talia stole her gear when she was showering, then it turns into an halloween party in may.

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Hippolyta : Gives Artemis the Wonder Woman role for her to die instead of Diana.

Artemis : Doesn't die. Roaming in men's world and get a boyfriend.

The boyfriend : Mass murderer, unstable crimelord, man, infinite respect for Diana.

Nemesis : Sipping tea in Hippolyta's living room.

Hippolyta :

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*In The WatchTower. The first one able to get a reaction from Batman wins.*

Superman : I will do bad things ! *Red eyes*

Batman :

Wonder Woman : *Lifts him off the ground*

Batman : *Keyboard's following him*

Hal : Hands up ! *materializes a minigun*

Batman :

Green Arrow : I am...GETTING DIVORCED *Actor's studio*

Black Canary : Remember before I met Ollie and we kissed ? *That never happened*

Ollie : YOU TOO ?

Batman :

Zatanna : How's the kids ?

Batman :

Zatanna : We're screwed.

Barry : Did you know lemon juice is tasting acid but is actually alkaline ?

Batman : WHAT WOULD YOU SAY THAT ?

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It's been days i'm thinking about a rivaley between Amazonians and Valkyries, like same work but different office. They meet once a year to do an all-buff females olympics summer and winter edition.

It's been 5000 - 0 for the Amazonians (from Themyscira and Bana Mighdall cumulated) in the summer games and 5000 - 0 for the Valkyries in the winter.

"OH COME ON.

- FUCK OFF WE'RE ABOVE GERMANY'S SOUTHEST POINT !

- BY ONE METER !

- STILL ! IT'S OUR TERRITORY !

- DUDE ! WE'RE IN FRANCE, GREEK AND LATIN CULTURE !

- MY DEAD WARRIOR ! MY MONSTERS !

- FREEZE ON YOUR FUCKING TREE !

- DROWN IN YOUR WARM SEA ! "

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