um. weren’t you two supposed to be sparring?

Pls for the love of god none of it makes sense-

ok fine batfam ages

I did this so you don’t have to. This is by no means a like… REAL OFFICIAL thing but this is from what I hear in my time in the fandom and then also dubious math. If the math isn't quite right- its because they have different birthdays or something, whatever. Anyway these are my chronological age headcanons.

Dick Grayson Taken in: So I know two things which is Bruce becomes Batman at 26 and he gets Robin after being Batman for 3 years. It does feel a little old but also I HATE the instinct to keep everyone (especially Bruce) super young. Ages for Dick during this time are all over the place but for the other ages to make sense and also my personal preference, I think he was 8/9, which I think was also his original age in the comics.

Bruce: 29

Dick: 9

Barbara Batgirl: There are SOOOO many different timelines for Babs, I really have no clue. Like sometimes she in like college and Dick is in like middle school? Sometimes they're the same age? Sometimes she's just a little bit older? I like that she's a little bit older especially because it makes it less creepy when they get together later on. Dick is definitely a teenager when she joins the fight but uhh this is kinda of conjecture and kinda based on Robin: Year One bc its one of my favorite Robin comics but also this is definitely not Dick's first year as Robin. I definitely do subscribe to the idea that they went to high school together but I definitely think they were decently far apart.

Bruce: 33

Dick: 13/14

Barbara: 16/17

Jason Taken in: Ok, again, ages vary like CRAZY on this but it's generally agreed that Dick left around end of high school/college so 17/18. I think I've seen Jason ages range from like 10-14- personally I believe either 10 or 12. IDK why. I shot for the middle and I think the age that makes the most sense, but then that complicated Tim's age down the line... they are so impossible. Anyway so he's 12 even though thats a little too old.

Bruce: 38

Dick: 18

Barbara: 21

Jason: 12

Jason Dies: Ages for this also vary! I've seen as young as 14 but I don't think that gives him enough time to be with Bruce tbh- 3 years also isn't a lot but somehow in my heart, I so truly believe that he died at 15. I cannot say 16. I think in a perfect world he was with Bruce from age 10-15 but then that fucks up Dick's age which is truly the most impossible thing about doing this because then he'd be like 35 in the current universe which is a little too old bc theres no way he's that close to 40.

Bruce: 41

Dick: 21

Barbara: 24

Jason: 15

I think we should collectively pays for this person therapy

Bruce: and remember Cassandra. Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious bunch, that is why I dress like a bat. We must dress as what we fear.

Cass: *walks out dressed in what can only be described as fear physically incarnated, looking like a paralysis demon"

Bruce: oh my uh ... let me guess ... demon..? Bat girl?

Cass: Orphan.

Bruce: ... *Cries*

*INHALE DEEPLY*

How could I forget that ? I only it as fucking with David Cain till it's his pseudo too

She only needs a cool pink leather jack wich is stolen ans Steph's to go riiiiide