The phantom of the opera but Bruce Wayne is Christine, Talia is Raoul and Ghostmaker/Harvey is the Phantom
Harvey Dent is a Gotham's pride icon because he has been going by they/them for years when he's litteraly two dudes
More and more everyday i'm thinking that every batship should ditch Bruce (as written in december 2023) in his canon comics (gotta love WFA Bruce) and be together to raise the kid while they go guantanamo on Batsy to make him talk about his traumas (there is studies showing that a SWAT-like interrogation works better to get men talking about painful stuff than an actual therapy, i'm not cruel, i'm a man of science)
I mean, imagine Helena Wayne being raised by wonder woman, Harvey, Catwoman, Talia, Vicki Vale, Harley who wifed Ivy, Clark, Zatanna, Silver St Cloud...
She won't have issues, she will be The Issue
Poison Ivy : *Is bombing Batman with horny pollen* So, what are you plan for tonight, handsome ?
*She says while vines are growing around Batman*
Batman : Justice !
Poison Ivy : HOW ?! *Cuffed and thrown in the back of the Batmobile*
Batman : *Growls* You can't filled something already full, Pamela !
Poison Ivy : So you desire me, uh ? You are just just like the rest of them ! A pig !
Batman : What ? No ! Look. *He says pointing Harvey Dent's adverstisement billboard*
Harley : Batsy slays ! *She says sitting shotgun, cuffed too*
Ivy : How did you ended up here ?
Harley : He said he had candies. There's plenty !
Ivy : How many times did I tell you not follow someone-
Harley: He has sorgho cakes too.
Batman: *Growls* Robin likes them.
Ivy : Slay.
Gotham City top Mole :
- Poison Ivy, talks to plants, always useful if something happens near a park. Hard to convince. Will almost always collaborate without telling it if the victim is a woman or a child. Always ask more space for the green in the city.
- Catwoman. There is strays everywhere in the city, and she understand them. In general more willing than her girlfriend Ivy. Will ask about her criminal record or us to look the other way during her next heist. If it's get to difficult, ask Batman to handle her.
- Harley Quinn. Give informations on the Clown Gang without us asking. Give her a cap, a gun with fake bullets, a badge and let her use the car's siren and she will tell everything we need. She won't work with us if her girlfriends are not happy with our deal. In this case, call any vigilante in town and let them share a batburger with her.
- Viktor Friese. Since WayneTech offered him a lab suiting his condition to conduct his researchs to save his wife, he is always willing to help.
- Harvey Dent/Double-Face. Already save the city more times than it's good to write it down. Everytime, we needed Bruce Wayne.
- Ratcatcher. He can talk to rats, and they are everywhere. Let him calls his family or promise him a better cell. In VERY LAST RESORT, theaten to arrest his daughter for complicity.
One thing in my mind : Hagrid Red Hood.
Let me explain.
No, Jason won't deliver letters but.
One day he's really, tired, sad, angry, he's fighting Two-Face, mostly, he's supposed too, but he doesn't put as much heart in it that usual.
Harvey hit the front like a rocket ship, he's still got a weird way of caring about Bruce and his birds. After all, he'll always be his former best friend (boyfriend). And it's been 10 years since the first time he kidnapped Robin the Second. It was a really good bonding time.
"You're alright, kiddo ?"
And now, in the loosiest bar of Gotham, maybe the secret secret secret part of the Iceberg Lounge, you have Y/N. 5'2, not even old enough to drink what she sells, in front of those scary and scarred men.
Is that Jason Todd ? The resurrected child of Bruce Wayne ? Why is he here ? How did he get so many scars on his face ? It never shown on the close up photos of gala before. WHY IS HE IN RED HOOD'S OUTFIT ? She's not paid enough to investigate.
Maybe she could speak to him about her scholarship ?
So, what 6'5 230 pounds buddies want ?
"I'll take a pina colada and a lemonade for the little one."
End of the discussion without debate.
Of all your very special guests the two sweetest were those two intimidating more scares tissues than men fridge of a man. And never you tought seeing Red Hood apologize to give you work. He's four times your size ?
"If you have the time, you really don't have to, I don't want to bother you, but if you do, I promise i'll tip, I mean, i'll do it whatever you do but-"
He just wanted a refilled of snacks.
At the end of her shift Y/N could afford her scholarship, the scholarship of her family on 4 generations and probaby buy Drake manor.