Villain swaps Bruce and Clark minds.
Bruce: I get the "man of steel" now. *Punches villain*
Clark: Why...Why...WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH IN PAIN ?!
Bruce: What do you mean ? I took a 12 hours break yesterday, I'm as fresh as a newborn.
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Dick and Jason are the type of siblings to have a literal fucken fist fight, and then the next day they’ll be like:
Dick, showing up to Jason’s apartment and handing him a book he borrowed: hey so I finished it. Can I borrow the next one in the series?
Jason, going to get the next book: yeah, word. What’d you think by the way
And then not even a week later, they’re back to fighting again.
Like this is their version of sending tiktoks or texting a fucken game of 8-ball immediately after a spat.
This is called two brothers ladies and gentlemen
In a near future, when the years are fighting Bruce back, Helena and Athanasia are sleeping upstairs. With Selina they are in a "Are they married or...?" Kind of relationship with the former Playboy now DILF Society's CEO in the eye of the public. Talia is legally his wife, she's somewhere in the world saving nature. Always coming back at 8am every saturday no matter what.
Dick and Kori are enjoying their honeymoon alongside Barbs and Dinah. They went to The Bahamas to stay close despite everyone telling them to go as far as possible from Gotham.
Steph just ended her fellowship to become surgeon.
Duke is in college, getting his bachelor in cinema.
Tim is Mr Skateboarding inside, Head of WayneTech, happily engaged to Bernard.
Harper is leading a great plan to secure Park Row's electrical system.
Helena Bertenelli is offering courses to people of all ages who want to learn.
Kate and Renée are looking to adopt children, it's already a running joke in the family.
But still, the years are fighting back.
Batman : First, i'm proud of you. You succeed in every trials I could think of. But this last one will certainly decided who will become Batman when I'll pass the cape.
Jason, Cass and Damian clench their fist and breath harder, what could this be ? They had to prove they could handle a solo fight against Superman and make Darkseid laugh.
Batman : You, my children, will have to tell eyes in the eyes Alfred and Leslie you didn't take care of your wounds like they tell you to do so, and now it got worse.
Batkids :
Damian : Dick only asked me to try to understand why rogues became who they are. Bludhaven needs an heir too.
Cass : *Signing* But daddy you know I can't talk, how can I tell them ? :((
Jason : I need to ask Hippolyta if she's really sure men are forbidden on Themysciria.
Harley : *Wheeling at the speed of light from nowhere to grandma and grandpa* I'M HURT AND NOW IT'S SWOLE AND YELLOW, IS IT BAD ?
Batman :
Bruce : *removes the cowl* She won.
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