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You tell me Tim Drake looks like Tim Drake and that the Drakes own the manor just next the Wayne's ? Man, Janet must have heard some quips.

"He looks some much like his daddy" *Glancing at Brucie without the slighest discretion*

Bruce: is getting undressed

Other ball participants: 👁👄👁

Brucie, pointing ata sign: It says no smoking !

Timmy: That's why I always wear a dress.

Every year at the MET they fight

Villain swaps Bruce and Clark minds.

Bruce: I get the "man of steel" now. *Punches villain*

Clark: Why...Why...WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH IN PAIN ?!

Bruce: What do you mean ? I took a 12 hours break yesterday, I'm as fresh as a newborn.

As Red Hood violently gets his hands out of Supergirl's grip without showing any efforts, Kara airy oxygeny hydrogeny beathy breathing breathes deeply profound deep.

- What ? The former Robin growls to her.

Kara's cheeks become scarellety bloody reddy red as she looks gently lovely fondly at the man before.

- ARE YOU SURE I'M THE MOST INDICATED FOR THAT ??

Scream Red Hood as he pumps gallons after gallons of venom in his veins to perform is best tug of war feat.

- Yes ! It's always a tie with Kon and Cassie ! PULL NOW !

- YES MA'AM ! He fearly scaredly shyly growls.

You think Dick because of his circus background would be the one joining the cheerleaders team ? W

WRONG

It's Jason. First, because he's the only Wayne Boy to ever wanting to go to college and, second he can have a locker room only for himself, third he can spend the whole day carrying pretty girls in skirt, fourth, he knows all the gossip to destroy anybody now.

And Tim came out of spite but stayed because the pyjama parties are awesome.

It's been 50 years the ghosts of Christmas are waiting to unleash hell on Bruce, but the guy already shares everything he can, that's not fair.

Bruce giving it all to get the "Brucie ?? Batman ?? What are you on ??"

Barbara: SO I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN THE WAY I DANCED WITH YOUUUU !

Dinah, following her wheelchairs move: It's as funny the 637th time than the first isn't it ?

Barbs: We danced so much I can't feel my legs anymore !

The whole family, Talia, BOP and Sirens plus the JL include comforting Batsy because he had a nightmare with Ozzy Osbourne

I love and find it funny that in Batman headcanon and crack posts, Bat, Birds and their A-Tier rogues gallery are like a big dysfunctionnal family with scene like

Batman: No katana !

Robin: NUNUNNUNUUH !

Riddler: Is the brat okay ?

All of them, but Joker, fuck that hoe, and I love that.

The baby bats and birds are fully mature when they outgrow their crush onBarbara Gordon

Dick and her were alone with Bruce for a long time, young, full of hope and adrenaline, the cutest teenager crush, both were heartbroken when Dick decides to left Gotham and fully becomes a Titan. But time did its effect and now they are BFF.

For the other, Jay, Tim, Duke...Pictures yourself, all excited to become a vigilante, and there is this savage mermaid holding you in an armbar, winning the sparring, and she's in a wheelchair.

She's strong, knew how to adapt with her condition, smarter than Bruce and, 80% of missions are successful because she guides you, gentle with you and gorgeous.

Heart goes boum boum.

Whereas she's more of a big sister/godmother to Steph, Cass, Harper.

Did I say every baby bats and birds ? Except Damian. Lil Bat still need to proceed that time stray cats went for Catwoman instead of him.

Barbara needed to realized she didn't have a crush on Bruce at the time but an unlimited amount of admiration.

DC Comics are keeping Nightwing and Talia Al-Ghul from being friend because the world wouldn't handle the amount of gatekeep gilrlboss gaslight .

I mean, who could beat an alliance of Batman's firstborn, manipulative sunshine, best fighter in the world and ninja princess ballerina Palpatine's daughter ?

Talia Al-Ghul giving a TEDTalk to the batgirls and batgirlfriends.

Talia : Hellos ladies in this great bonding time without any violences involved, as requested by Doctor Thompson.

Barbara, Stephanie, Harper, Kori, Raven, Donna, Artemis, Ravager: Hello, hi, wassup.

Wally: *Rising hand* Am I really supposed to be here ?

Kon, Jon, Bart, Roy: Same question.

Talia: As my boys' significant other, yes.

Talia: Today's lesson is on "Gaslight, Gatekeep, girlboss". Selina will set a exemple for you look.

Selina: Bruce ? The grass is pretty high, I think we should call someone.

Bruce: What ? I can take care of my lawn ! *Proceed to cut grass.*

Talia: 100% efficienty. Look. Damian !

Dami: Yes mother ?

Talia: Did Jason really say you weren't able to polish the floor or did Tim have misheard ?

Damian: Am I...THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS *Shine bright like a diamond, shine bright like a diamond*

Tim: What's the brat doing ?

Talia: Damian said he has to clean after you.

Tim: THE FUCK ?! *Broom suddendly in hands*

Dick and Jay: What are they doing ?

Cass: *Birds and squirrels following her while she dances and clean*

Dick and Jay: I can do that too!

Duke: *Kill dust with lasers*

Talia: And for those who are old enough, we'll discuss the "Titties after services" method later.

Bruce: I think you are looking for Selina buddy, come inside, I'm calling her right away

Selina: Already there

Talia: Fufilled her girlhood desire to dress like a mafia godmother and to be paint with a black cat on her lap.

Barbara: Has PTSD for the rest of her life thinking about how close her wheel was from the cat's tail

Dick: Registers the cat as head of rodents control at BCPD, gives him a badge and a tie

Jason: Become that scary guy in the block with the tiniest kitty on his shoulder, with the softest voice ever to talk to it

Tim: Are you real ? Don't care. Come in.

Steph: MEOW MEOW MEOW

Cass: Puts the cat on her head and makes everyone believes it's in control.

Duke: Check the informations on the collar then proceed to ignore it

Damian: Do you swear to pledge your life to protect our community ? In the name of your new leader Alfred the Cat, you are now a citizen of the Manor.

Harley: hihi 3 kitties in the house

Poison Ivy: In hazmat suit besause she wants to pet the cat but plants are toxic for them

Alfred: Train it to be a service cat. It's impossible, but he did. The cat is now a licencied emotional support pet, he can call 911 or the Justice League.

I think one day I will conquer this fandom with Red Hood x Bluebird agenda. Two bi disasters from crime alley bonding over traumas for the best and mostly the worst.