Bats and Birds are making a plan to arrest Sionis

Dick : We know he's always taking one of the stripper with him at the end the night. With a significant preference for blondes and gingers. So we need someone inside.

*Thinking silence takes place*

Steph : I'm not going. Ever. He killed me !

Dick : Of course ! Ehm...Kate ?

Kate : Is ripping off his dick with my bare hands a traditional dance move ?

Dick : I think not ?

Kate : You have your anwser.

Dick : Jaybird, i'm sorry to ask this but...You're the only one...You know...Ginger...Dance ?

Jason : Oh, yeah, yeah. Got it. Smashing bones authorized ?

Dick : ...Till he's breathing and not braindead.

*Laeter in the Iceberg Lounge*

Dick : Someone sees Artemis ?

Tim : No but you should see this.

On the central pole a ginger 6'4 240 pounds peak male performance with a tiger mask is dancing with all his scars covered in a bright green lotion ( S/O @strange-birb ) on flawless by Beyoncé. A captivated Roman Sionis is watching closely throwing Benjamin by dozens.

Sionis tells him to come with a finger sign.

*After the rightful beating up*

Tim : How did you know Sionis was into guy ?

Jason : I didn't. I let the charm speaks.

Steph : For real ?

Jason : We've known the Sirens for years and you have never been curious how they keep seducing dudes when everybody knows you won't have nuts anymore at the end ?

Dick : Did you take poledance lessons with Selina and Harley ?

Jason : It's a great exercice, Richard.

Now introducing, Jason as Stray!

A followup post to this

6 feet and 220 pounds (official data) of STEALTH

Yes and it's so bad that it is laughable, I was so hyped, like when you watch a video and you know a catastroph is coming, that I ordered it in english before any edition in France

AND MY GOD

- Martha Wayne is from hong kong so Melissa De La Cruz is litteraly cancelling the biggest self insert of comics's history (The authors were jews)

- Found family is no more because Alfred is litteraly his uncle. And he's gay and no sign of Julia

- Martha was Thomas sugar mommy and the Wayne's wealth is entirely from her

- If you really wanna have a powerful woman of color in your comic why do you make Jim Gordon a black woman instead of picking an already existing one ? Like Amanda Waller

- Joker looks like a lesbian butch

- Selina skin color is changing every pages

- Ivy is a teenage drug dealer

- LOVE CORNER Bruce -- Selina -- Joker

- THE PLOT COULD HAVE BEEN

"Hey I need help.

- What do you need big dog ?"

AND I FORGET PROBABLY MUCH

Artemis: Guys, we have nothing left, not a penny, can you consider call your dad ?

Jason and Roy: What about no ?

Kori: I can ask Dick if necessary ^^

Jason: No.

Ravager: I don't have a vision of it but I swear if you don’t find a solution you will die very soon.

Jay: Okay, okay...Let me think two minutes.

On the other side of the world, Harley is boxing her keyboard and type something very fast.

Selina and Ivy: What are you doing ?!

Harley: Brucie and Batsy opened an onlyfans !

Wonder Woman rushes by the window and slams multiple times her credit card on the desk.

Diana: NOW!

The Batfamily Tree.

…or as much of it as I could fit. Which was a surprisingly lot. I’m not even sure what to write! I guess… Some explanations/notes-

I hope people can find this tree useful! And if some of these are characters you’ve never heard of before, well, then you can check out my fic- Alina Shelley-Wayne Meets the Batfamily- to get a look at pretty much all of them! ADDITIONALLY, I’m working on a Masterpost for all Batfam information (timelines, maps, histories, etc.), which you can view what I have HERE. It should not be editable, so please don’t if it is. If you have information for it you want to tell me, DM me here on Tumblr for now.

Please reblog so other people can see this and hopefully learn more about the Batfamily! Especially for those that don’t particularly read the comics, I think it’d be really helpful.

100 times better than mine

This made me laugh I'm sorry 💀

@vodrae

I'm taking 70%

Selina, cuddling with Harley and Ivy on the couch.

Selina: You're gay.

Bruce: What ?

Selina: Peer review.

Bruce: I only date women !

Ivy: Me too, how's that suppose to be a defense ?

Harley: All my peers are queer. Amen.

Selina: Why do you think we accepted you ?

Bruce: Because of my money ? And that's my house ?

Ivy: He's cute and smart. Thought it was impossible.

Harley: You're a decent man and you love women. It doesn't exist in this city. You're a sapphic just like your pals sugar. Doctor's words.

Bruce: Wait, Alfred is not gay, I met his ex wife !

Selina: Foreigner, being above our comprehension.

After meeting Supermna

Bruce: Ok, maybe I'm little gay

Harley: Honey, we knew

Yes

Full time jb arguing with talia haters on twitter...

despite the fact arab people are genuinely offended by those tropes, stupid girl keeps saying its victimization..

If I don't think they realize people don't give a fuck if they dislike the character as long as they aren't a racist fuck which they are

To all my followers, if something that should cheers you up becomes a war everyday with other peoples, consider sending your skinwalker friend to them.

Or, hide their account idk wich is better, don't let someone you have never seen in your life ruined your relationship with something you love

Just saying

Catwoman : loves cats, expansive stuff, expansive stuff whose not hers, likes to break in where she doesn't have the right to, abandonment issues, fear of setlling down, but take great care of her wine godmother role, love her birds, official place to crash in when Bruce is being a bitch since Dick Grayson.

Talia : Has a lot of cats of all size, lot of expansive stuff, is dying to create a family, is probably the legal mother of the batkids if Bruce was too busy punching clown instead of filling divorce papers, find wisdom in tea, always needs someone to breaks in classified sites. Is the refuge person of at least two robins.

Do I need to see a story not "I'm Bruce real GF" centric but two absolute fucking units in action but also arguing like two roomates in a B Tier 2000's romcom

Yes.

I was honestly expecting to see a paragraph about Diana, the pet cat being replaced to "cat girl frenemy"

Diana : Animal's lover, loves cat so much her on and off archenemy is a human cat, she's always holdings hands with Selina in museum, that's not romantic, Talia is just tired to bailed her out, regullary uses her influence to ease tensions between Jason and his parents, is like a teenager to be part of this trio, it's like a gigantic pajamas party with two of the hottest, smartest, most dangerous women on earth. One time Selina and Talia stole her gear when she was showering, then it turns into an halloween party in may.

Still love this exchange

THE UNNAMED FEELINGS, a Red Hood Fanfiction by Vodrae.

TW : A Death In The Family level canon violence.

My first fanfiction on Tumblr, tell me if you find a typo. Thanks to you all if you read it all

2k words

Summary : Jason Tood Wakes Up in a cell with Batman. One year after he threw a batarang at his throat. The two are forced to show their true feelings.