Visit Beautiful [INSERT.TOWN.HERE]

a comprehensive list of possible apartment maintenance issues, according to the online portal:

you either have spiders or its something else

a co máte v plánu vy?

shirt that says "LIABILITY"

Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

everyone loves being disintegrated by my powerful beam

of course we cant ask them but i think its safe to assume

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

*coughs up blood* how do i look? do i look good? was that hot?

reblog to douse the person you reblogged it from in flammable oil