it's me, i'm the problem

Sandor: Tell your girl to stop. Making me believe in knights and honor and all of that bullshit. 

Jaime: Yeah. She does that. 

Jaime & Brienne book quotes ❣

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somehow jaime managed to woo brienne by revealing the traumatizing event of his late teens that has plagued him for over fourteen years in a bath. it shouldn’t have worked but it did and i respect that.

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"How is it that you did not wed?" Jaime asked him.

"Why, I went to Tarth and saw her. I had six years on her, yet the wench could look me in the eye. She was a sow in silk, though most sows have bigger teats. When she tried to talk she almost choked on her own tongue. I gave her a rose and told her it was all that she would ever have from me." Connington glanced into the pit. "The bear was less hairy than that freak, I'll--"

Jaime's golden hand cracked him across the mouth so hard the other knight went stumbling down the steps. His lantern fell and smashed, and the oil spread out, burning. "You are speaking of a highborn lady, ser. Call her by her name. Call her Brienne."

still the hottest thing I have ever read

TALK SHIT GET HIT

Jaime III, A Feast for Crows

Jaime x Brienne for the Oathkeepers Secret Santa for @romyblogsthings 💙

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Brienne: A shadow killed Renly

Loras: That's bullshit

Jaime: IF BRIENNE SAYS A SHADOW KILLED RENLY THEN A SHADOW KILLED RENLY