public announcement: im likely gonna start progressively moving this blog to cohost. whenever i think "i should post this on tumblr" ill post it on cohost instead. ill probably still use tumblr to view posts for a little bit and its unlikely ill actually TERMINATE this account but tumblr is just. so fucking disappointing lately; it seems like the platform is practically on the verge of either totally collapsing or turning itself into a carbon copy of every other doshit contemporary corporate social media. so follow me on cohost if you care for my posts, and if youre also on cohost, please do comment or dm me your cohost account so i can follow you there too!
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
- The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
- The Monster of Sentan
- The Witch’s Cat
- Raise Both Children
- Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
- Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
- My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
- Pirates and Mermaid
- Eindred and the Witch
- The Demon King
- The Cornerwitch
- Grandmother Beetroot
- Apocalypse Daycare Worker
- Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
- New Year Saga
- A Story About Changelings
- Ranger in the King’s Forest
- The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
- Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time
Oh, love that story, adding it to the list: 20. Princess Talia and adding a few more contenders 21. Thyme 22. The Monster under the Bed 23. A Meaningful Death 24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t 25. The Monster under the Fridge 26. Antler Guy 27. Cleric slamming healing spells
Adding a few more I remembered: 28. The Frog and the Scorpion 29. HSTHETE 30. The First Witch in the World 31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests 32. A Faerie taking a Name 33. The Dragon on the Farm 34. Synovus & Menace 35. Raising the Anti-Christ 36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved) 37. Doctors without Borders…in Space! 38. The Villain-Wrangler 39. The Last Contact 40. The 100 Parent-Point Children 41. And the Heavens Wept 42. The Night Gentleman 43. The Serpent God and their Priestess
Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!
I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)
go INSIDE. destroy your life. lose yourself in false personas
true as fuck
Please go outside Please please please. less screen time. please
this is probably from a terf but also i literally havent used tumblr in over half a year now and just randomly received an email about this ask that went to spam... 😭 what could possibly have spurred this?? im deeply amused and highly curious! in any case i think whoever you are youll be very pleased to know i go outside very regularly! ive been having a great time meeting new people in my local area. they have open mic night at my favorite bar on wednesdays and i met a local music producer there and followed him home to hang out and chat while he tuned his drums. great stuff. his home studio was really impressive! highly support this user's message. i deleted the tumblr app btw, i like ACTUALLY only use cohost now. follow me there from my pinned post!
"you know how on tik tok--" no. "ugh i keep seeing these people on tik tok saying--" Delete it. Delete the app
wiped my computer and switched to debian. naturally, this took 14 straight hours. im so fucking exhausted
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
PARKING. HORRIFYINGLY ACCURATE. YOU FUCKERS ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO PARK IN THE CITY AGAIN!! PARK IN COMPLEXES ON THE OUTSKIRTS AND THEN TAKE A TRAIN TO CENTER CITY LIKE A FUCKING CIVILIZED PERSON
ive been playing totk for probably about 50-75 hours cumulatively and ive gone from being mildly disappointed in it to actively disliking the game. to be honest, i cannot fathom the praise this game has been receiving. despite how impressive it is on a technical level, i sincerely think its substantially worse than breath of the wild in many ways. its also EXTRAORDINARILY harder, and NOT in the fun way. every task feels like a fractalline torture quest, all of the combat encounters are excessively difficult, (statistically, not strategically) and any rational way to make those encounters easier (namely finding armor) is often impossible to find without a wiki and even harder to pull off than the original encounter. i tried so hard to like this game, especially given how much i loved breath of the wild, but it just feels like a direction-less DLC by comparison. to be clear, i am not even very easy to frustrate (i beat getting over it with bennet foddy 12 times) nor am i that bad at difficult combat oriented games, (i beat elden ring twice and golded the entirety of ultrakill (except sysiphus 💀)) so the only conclusion i can come to is that this game could (at the VERY least) use some accessibilities options. hell, i died over 15 times in the fucking tutorial area! despite the game clearly being made in a way to suggest casual players and people who never played BOTW should play it anyway, i find it hard to imagine any inexperienced player could make it past the tutorial, at least without some major difficulties! (not to mention how the tutorial still fails to explain so many integral new mechanics despite being so long. like i get focusing on the story, but the grand-scale writing in totk has been almost embarrassingly bad a full of plot holes and splinters so far, so i dont think that excuses not properly initiating the player to the fucking game.)
every time i play a session, my list of minor complaints grows longer, to the point that i can hardly even begin to list them in this post, while ive only encountered a sparing few details that felt like needed/warranted improvements/changes on breath of the wild. it really makes me struggle to maintain any motivation to keep playing. i feel like im playing it wrong, or like ive missed something that makes this game so great to other people. im so conflicted. can someone just like, decribe the process of what they did after leaving the tutorial area?
time to complain about browsers once again. i was ALMOST somewhat satisfied, until i noticed that waterfox’s flatpak release has a really bugged out video player.
waterfox flatpak cant play videos properly waterfox tarball cant open links from other applications firefox refuses to support any sort of actual custom themeing pale moon cant load most websites every chromium browser refuses custom themeing and is fucking awful in its own special way and has huge privacy problems
there is no fucking winning. there is just NO goddamn winning. there is truly just no good browsers. they all fucking suck and make me mad. i dont even have that high standards i think! the infrastructure to build these things already exists, it was just removed for the sake of performance! im losing my goddamn mind.
What is bigtop burger?
It is an animated webseries about 2 members of opposing fantasy races settling their quarrel on earth by starting rival food trucks
LINUS MOTHERFUCKING "TECH" TIPS JUST RANDOMLY NAME DROPPED CROSSCODE AS AN EXAMPLE OF EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF GAME HE WOULD MAKE IF HE HAD THE POWER AND VISION??? apparently linus tech tips plays and thinks so highly of crosscode that he mentioned it in passing as if he expected everyone in his audience to already know about it??? well hes damn right it is the pinnacle of creative game design, but IM STILL TAKEN ABACK!
(please god play crosscode if you haven't, btw)
WE’VE BEEN SAYING. WE’VE BEEN TELLING YOU.
DON’T. FUCKING. ENGAGE. WITH BRAND. TUMBLR. ACCOUNTS.
Hi, sorry. Some people have been making some assumptions in the notes and I’d like to make a few clarifications.
1: I’m not some secret corporate planted account that’s “in on it” and intentionally baiting notes or anything. I got like, 30 notes from my comment, tops. Maybe a few reblogs. But I don’t give a fuck about any of that! I’m just a guy talking on the internet!
2: People make mistakes. Yes, sometimes even people who agree that you shouldn’t interact with corporate posts slip up. If you’re unaware, there’s a @brand-directory that lists them all for blocking. I was not aware. My apologies. I have rectified that mistake.
3: @nintendo-europe is a PARODY ACCOUNT. Their links lead nowhere and even the slightest research into Nintendo’s own list of social media accounts wont mention it. So it’s not even a brand post.
@badgraph1csghost Next time you make a post like this, please blur out or otherwise censor the name of the dumbass you’re pointing at, because I’ve tried contacting you multiple times with no luck. I rarely post as is, so the fact that I’m suddenly forced to defend myself like this is ridiculous.
tldr; you cant say that man
one of the funniest sentences ive read in a while
(took embarrassingly long to realize what device they were describing)
"but masking will fuck up my cosplay" good. I hope it makes your whole facade fall apart. It still wouldnt be nearly as catastrophic as what happens when you dont mask!!!
Cosplay a character who wears a mask, make a mask out of matching fabric to cover your surgical or N95 mask, get over it and just wear the mask because the health and safety of others is more important than being screen-accurate, there are lots of options.
Speaking as a cosplayer who has really been struggling to feel like cosplay is even worth it anymore when no events have mask policies? As someone who just saw photos hit their feed of a cosplay contest they really wanted to go to, but couldn't attend due to lack of covid safety and general disability accomodation?
Get good and get over yourself. If you can't figure out how to include a mask, you're a piss-poor cosplayer and a jackass.
hey! do you have any resources/advice on how to build your own webserver (saw you comment on that neocities post that blew up)? I have my own domain and certificate right now and am subscribed to a web hosting service for the short term, but long term I'd like to just make my own server and host it myself. There are tons of projects I want to do that would largely benefit from having their own website(s) and I'd like it to be as self-sustained and independent as possible. I plan on trying out neocities too to see if I like it and can use it for something, even if not as a primary site. I have some knowledge on coding but I'm not confident in it. Even if you just have links to tutorials or reading material on it I would greatly appreciate that. Thank you!!
All: Greetings! I definitely wouldn't say we're the best to help you with a webserver since we're still pretty new to it as well, but we'll do out best. Not that its related or particularly important, but is there any specific reason you sent this ask anonymously? It may be more beneficial if we can directly communicate afterwords! No pressure either way. Needless to say, this explanation is going to be rather long.