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Snakes On A Great Dane.

@violentbirds / violentbirds.tumblr.com

(This is an 18+ blog. Not necessarily raunchy, but just a place where I will NOT be censoring myself for children. Please have your age range in your bio or do not expect me to interact) “Veeb.” 20s, lesbian. Feel free to send me art requests! No promises that I’ll get around to it though. [election year in the U.S. please register to vote. Please please please.]
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violentbirds

Rotten time of year to be asking for money… but the bathtub broke and money is a little tight.

So anyone want a commission or to purchase one for a friend? Just message me :)

Bathtub fix *seems* to be cheaper than expected (we’ll see after Saturday) but commissions are still open! They make great holiday gifts for online friends. :)

(And thanks to those that have already supported! I super appreciate it 🫶🥰)

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violentbirds

*kisses fan art on the forehead and then tosses it into the void*

Another star wars illustration for that one discord im in that obsesses over an ao3 series where Luke is hired to work on Vader’s ship and slowly de-corrupts Vader… but instead of turning him “good” he just sorta turns him feral. (Arguably, that is Anakin’s natural state.)

Honestly… reblogging with the link instead of answering each request for the link in separate responses is such a brilliant idea. Thanks so much 🫶

Also. Gonna tag @jackdaw-kraai author 🫶🫶🫶

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Trying

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drtanner

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

This video contains more insight into how cats form a concept of humans than decades of lab research. A lot of cats are idiots, of course, but this one at least has made the connection that the Humans use the Front Paws for sippies.

And he has also identified the humans as One of Us because he’s actually taken the time to attempt to learn by example instead of the naive cat strat of: stick paw in or stick face in.

Anytime somebody tells you cats can’t really bond with humans (they just want food!), produce this video as evidence. Trusting the example of another species is just a beautiful, wonderful phenomenon. This is not classic conditioning.

Anyway, I love cats.

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ecstasysemen

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

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How to Ditch Amazon

Support your local libraries and the small businesses that are actually making the products you want.  Fuck Jeff Bezos and the systemic, universal worker abuse, gaslighting, and brutality they live off of.

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bladelei

this seems like a good thing to bring around as people holiday shop

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