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JP | 26 | US | Fangirl Nerdery, fashion, feminism, and villains. So many villains. My oufits | My writing on AO3 | My writing on tumblr | 36 views of Hogwarts (HP flash fiction)
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Joe: What’re you writing?
Nicky [writing a letter]: FBI wants to know what kind of weaponry we keep in the house. I’m just letting them know that’s private information.
Joe [peering over Nicky’s shoulder]: …this just says “fuck around and find out” in calligraphy.
Nicky: mhm

man i need to watch the old guard

in other news I ADORE THIS

ah im glad you like it! havent seen old guard myself yet, i’m waiting til im settled into my new apartment 

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"Hey so it turns out that the people of earth accidentally did a global experiment to see if every individual could course correct climate change through mass personal change of habits, and it turns out, no! We can't! It was massive corporate activity all along!"

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roger that

I once told someone about the book I’m writing, and they told me that making the protagonist a woman was an interesting plot twist.

Idk how that’s a plot twist.

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I know we’re all talking about Joe’s legendary armored van speech, and obviously I love it as much as the next guy, but Nicky’s FACE the moment before he started monologuing straight up KILLS me every time I watch that scene

He’s just 

“Oh GREAT. OF COURSE you’re all homophobic, and of course you just had to go ahead and say That to my husband, a week and two days before our 999-Year Anniversary. Oh I hope it’s worth it. I hope you’re feeling great about yourself for making this joke, I really do, because you’ve just thrown our entire escape plan AND your last chance at surviving this out of the fucking WINDOW. Now we’ll all just have to listen to the love of my life wax poetic about how gentle my touch is and how my heart overflows with kindness, while I sit here, and contemplate how to slaughter each and every one of you with my bare hands. Congratulations, you just done fucked up. As a former priest I have it on good authority that God Can’t Help You Now” 

Look at him. This is the face of a man who’s had to listen to his husband practice a 3-minute monologue about the color of his eyes in front of the mirror for HOURS, and can now recite the whole speech in his sleep. This is the face of a man who knows both EXACTLY what’s going to happen, and that he has no power to stop it. This man went through all 7 stages of grief in that half second and I thank Luca Marinelli everyday for his acting choices

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