Professional Viktor Stan

MILF: TERMINATED

BONG: TERMINATED

GIRL: TERMINATED

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat

reblog and put in the tags what's the longest you have gone without sleep?

when one of your friends' posts gets reblogged a bunch and makes its way back around to your feed

'its not realistic for two characters to talk in the middle of a sword fight' cool I wrote it anyways because it fucks severely

Hey, have you ever fenced before? No? Then shut the fuck up, you wouldn’t know! Ask a fencer!

I'm gonna write six more mid-spar arguments to personallly piss you and only you off

I’m imagining this conversation happening while they fight with swords

bisexuals see the word bisexual and are filled with an overwhelming need to hit the reblog button

the feminine urge to resemble your father’s worst traits