it’s june which means...

Tag yourself. I’m ‘burning man’

I’m postmodern Twilight movies. Cody, I’m gonna tag you as cyberpunk necromancy. 

Hi my name is Hillary Dark’ness Dementia Raven Clinton and I have long ebony black hair  and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Bill Clinton but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a reptilian but I wear a human mask all the tiem. I have pale white skin. I’m also a politican in America. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the White House. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Republicans stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

I should block you for putting this on my dash

The Art of Carl Burton

This is so calming.

Whenever I have artblock I just do this

Rest In Peace, Catherine E. Coulson (1943-2015)

Rip log lady

Bow down to the king

cat or cloud??

Is that a coffee filter around its neck

I fucking love this

Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man…

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

plutopiter

Wtf is "thruth". Sounds like a tumour.

If you’re a quitter you won’t read far in this advertisement.

The secret to career advancement: licking.