viikirks reblogged
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OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.
You win the Internet.
#yeah okay the vampire thing is funny hahahaha#but erm#no can we not put the image of our lord on a fucking POPSICLE STICK#like i get that everyone hates christians and everything and apparently that makes it okay to take the piss of them constantly#but no#can we#can we just not#please#can we not#i dunno i'm not exactly a good little catholic#but i dunno i find this offensive?#not the vampire thing#that is funny#but the picture#i don't even know what it is or where it's from#but#i dunno#kinda makes my skin crawl#please can we not put jesus on a popsicle stick#like please#if you burn him into your toast accidentally then okay halle fucking lujah to you#but printing him onto a popsicle stick#really?#i'm just really quite upset by this actually#maybe it's stupid idk?#but it's upsetting me#can please fucking take jesus off the fucking popsicle stick fucking hell okay i'm actually really upset#i dunno this is stupid???#but i am i'm upset this is upsetting me you put my fucking lord jesus on a fucking popsicle stick can we take him off please