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@viikirks / viikirks.tumblr.com

*** emili. if it's in space or on broadway i'll probably cry about it. exclusively obsessing over: miss fisher's murder mysteries
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pause-cows

OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.

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221bitssmallerontheoutside

You win the Internet.

#yeah okay the vampire thing is funny hahahaha#but erm#no can we not put the image of our lord on a fucking POPSICLE STICK#like i get that everyone hates christians and everything and apparently that makes it okay to take the piss of them constantly#but no#can we#can we just not#please#can we not#i dunno i'm not exactly a good little catholic#but i dunno i find this offensive?#not the vampire thing#that is funny#but the picture#i don't even know what it is or where it's from#but#i dunno#kinda makes my skin crawl#please can we not put jesus on a popsicle stick#like please#if you burn him into your toast accidentally then okay halle fucking lujah to you#but printing him onto a popsicle stick#really?#i'm just really quite upset by this actually#maybe it's stupid idk?#but it's upsetting me#can please fucking take jesus off the fucking popsicle stick fucking hell okay i'm actually really upset#i dunno this is stupid???#but i am i'm upset this is upsetting me you put my fucking lord jesus on a fucking popsicle stick can we take him off please
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lunapics

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

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lightspeedsound

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

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manybodies

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

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lightspeedsound

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

#hp#i#no i just can't have this argument again#i don't have the energy#but for anyone who still thinks it#THE BOOKS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HERMIONE WERE THE PROTAGONIST#FOR ONE VERY SIMPLE REASON#YOU WOULD GET SICK OF HOW PERFECT SHE IS#BECAUSE SHE IS#SHE'S PERFECT#SHE'S SOMETHING NONE OF US CAN EVER LIVE UP TO#AND AS A SIDEKICK THAT MAKES HER LOVEABLE#AS A PROTAGONIST IT WOULD MAKE HER UNRELATABLE#I'M TIRED OF SAYING IT#I FUCKING LOVE HERMIONS OKAY#BUT NO#NO SHE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN A BETTER PROTAGONIST BECAUSE WE ALL WOULD HAVE HATED HER#HERMIONE IS FUCKING PERFECT#AND PROTAGONISTS CAN'T BE PERFECT#IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL RULE OF RELATABLE LITERATURE#BECAUSE THE KIND OF PERSON SHE IS#IS NOT A PROTAGONIST PERSON#FUCK#STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING#HARRY IS A GOOD PROTAGONIST BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE SHIT#NOT IN SPITE OF IT#hermione#baby
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