It's coming along. Wish me luck I'm about to use holographic filament for the first time.

ngl didn't realize this was unfinished at first and thought this was just a really weird shitpost

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nodding furiously at every second of this video

No one tell her who lives in the Netherlands.

You don’t get to yell at me like that!

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

just went a mile past my destination following some directions bc the guy said “it’s the first house on the left after it becomes a dirt road”

and my hillbilly ass went a whole mile waiting for the dirt until I finally realized that I must be in a place where this is considered dirt:

(the thickest hick accent you can imagine) where i come from that’s a fairly maintained gravel road son

that’s SO interesting 2 me bc based on where I’m from I was waiting for it to turn to this (or worse, with way more potholes lmao)

ppl are saying “dirt is dirt” and I guess the distinction is only important when you live somewhere with roads that are actually only dirt with no gravel whatsoever, because there’s no drainage and nothing holding it together really, so in the winter or after rain it just becomes mud. So if someone’s giving you directions, you wanna know what you’re getting into and literally whether ur car can even get through it. Like where I’m from this is not an unusual road to encounter in ur regular drive

But I guess if you live somewhere where there’s no purely dirt roads, just gravel, then calling the gravel dirt would make sense ig! 

EXACTLYYYYYYY

nothing more 2 say. this ends the discussion

Divine

*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.

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we live in hell. what do you mean elon musk is going to lead a new department of our government called "doge"

im sorry if this is how you found out. yes its real

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my favorite video of all time ever

Whaght are zey doing tu zis poor rat- [gasp] zat is PERVERGHTED ! ... WHAGHT ARE ZEY FILLING HIM WITZH? EE IZ GETTING TOO BIG! HOOOOHHHH...! OH MY GAHD STOP TOUCHING IM ! ZHIS IZ PERVERT BEHAVIOURE! HOOH! STOP IT! AUUW..... WHAT A TERRIBLE DEATH! SsTOP TOUCHING HEIM !

zis is like a medeval TOGHRTURE.

whathellwas even zat . OOOOO MY GAD. oh it- preetty cuute. OOOHHOOHOOHHOGGOOOHHHH OH MY GADDD THGAT WAS VEURY SCHARMING... OOH my gad he is DEAaaadddd... ohhh not ze daaaawwwg... ooooohhh nnooo you are feeling him wiz ze wader of ze hose...he iz also veury shcarming zey look veury cute like zis...i wont liiieee to yoU !

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EWWELIKE A LAMBB...

FRRREAK.

MONSTAEUR

AAUOOUGGGHHH ZIS POOR ANEMAL. OOOOOOG

when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

when andrea gibson said “i suppose i love this life, in spite of my clenched fist.” & when ellen bass said “to love life, to love it even when you have no stomach for it”

when james baldwin said, “this is why one must say yes to life and embrace it wherever it is found-and it is found in terrible places; nevertheless, there it is;”

Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.

what the fuck is the marketing budget for wicked anyway. why am i seeing elphaba and glinda themed robinsons squash.

are you fucking kidding me

What do you mean "the real magic was inside me". Then what the fuck did we gather the magic amulets for

I was wondering why so many of the notes on this were about hockey (???) and I didn't expect the answer to be "the captain of the Maple Leafs is selling a healing electromagnetic amulet" but here we are