The Best Videos

my mom accidentally got a $5 pair of socks stuck in the wheel of her wheelchair and we didnt notice for hours and now she’s freaking out because she feels bad for stealing it im laughing so hard

this mall cop has been standing near us for like 5 minutes and shes having a heart attack and im literally cryinggg laughing i cant deal with this

kids are dumb (by Nick Avallone)

im glad that my legacy is assaulting children

there was also a huge bug at the order window (we were at starbucks) and the 2 women inside were too scared to open it so I got out and shooed it away so they gave us my moms tea for free hahahaha

throwback to when I nearly blinded myself with a watermelon

That body though I want you to make my hole look like that watermelon