Hail To The King, Baby

When your uncle from Chad comes over and gives you curry.

A Squad of Old Men

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Majima Goro/Nishitani Homare, Nishitani Homare/Original Character(s) Characters: Nishitani Homare, Homare Nishitani, Majima Goro Additional Tags: Multi Chapter, Angst, just nishitani being nishitani, bi and homophobia later on, ill be sure to put a tw before the chapter Summary:

The life story of the patriarch of the Kijin Clan. Nishitani is known in the yakuza world for being unable to control and doing whatever he pleases, but how did he end up this way? what life events shaped him into the man he becomes? A long, multi-chapter fanfiction detailing these events and how Nishitani came to be.

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Majima Goro/Nishitani Homare, Nishitani Homare/Original Character(s) Characters: Nishitani Homare, Homare Nishitani, Majima Goro Additional Tags: Multi Chapter, Angst, just nishitani being nishitani, bi and homophobia later on, ill be sure to put a tw before the chapter Summary:

The life story of the patriarch of the Kijin Clan. Nishitani is known in the yakuza world for being unable to control and doing whatever he pleases, but how did he end up this way? what life events shaped him into the man he becomes? A long, multi-chapter fanfiction detailing these events and how Nishitani came to be.

yakuza kiwami 2 city shots

some pretty city shots I took from Yakuza Like A Dragon

Someone: *tries to fight Kiryu with a knife*

Me: Lmao! Bitch fuckin TRY me dawg! I've fought Goro Mad Dog Majima like 10000 times and he's like the knife EXPERT you can't fuckin TOUCH me dawg lmao! Ya think yer good with a knife?! Try me bitch.

A thing that makes me sad and I will never forgive Sega for, is not allowing Saejima and Majima to do karaoke together. JUST LET SAEJIMA INVITE MAJIMA TO KARAOKE IN PREMIUM ADVENTURE IN Y5!!!

Other games: I know we said the character needs to take on an entire army of men in the finale, but we'll just make you fight maybe 25 men.

Yakuza Series: We said you're going to have to take on the entire Ueno Seiwa clan, and you're going to have to take them all on. Go on pussy. Do it. We'll throw in 5 reoccurring mini-bosses too! And at the end before you get to the main story boss, you'll have to fight all 5 at once! Oh! And don't forget... This is still at the very beginning of the game. Fuck you.

ryu ga gotoku Ishin scenery

Okita Souji and Sakamoto Ryōma in Ryu Ga Gotoku Ishin

Nagakura Shinpachi (Taiga Saejima) in Ryu Ga Gotoku Ishin!