Hail To The King, Baby

before you post, remember S.T.O.P.!!!!

a man with brown eyes has me acting foolish

@ashyslashywilliams

bruce campbell: ash is a dumbass

bruce campbell when someone calls ash a dumbass:

“Sam's house had the best stairs to fall down. The sweeping staircase in his foyer had a good "grade" and was carpeted -- always a plus. There, Sam and I perfected the art of the "stair fall."

Sam: That staircase had just enough slope.

Bruce: It was perfect -- curved and so you couldn't get too much speed.

Sam: You could use the wall as a brake sometimes. You could rub your elbows --

Bruce: Or drag your heels. As soon as your legs go over your head, you start dragging those heels. You could control the speed.

Sam: Arcing.

Bruce: Right, the shoe scrapes left on the wall would be in an arc.”

bonus:

feeling normal about that old man

no longer normal i need to fuck him

dreamily sighing kicking my feet up drawing pink hearts with a glittery pen around a picture of a greying old bitch with a receding hairline

i may not have fucked that old man but by golly i sure have sexualized him

I interrupt my ghostbusters spam to bring you my current favorite underrated Bruce Campbell character. Robert Van Helsing from Sundown The Vampire in Retreat!

It’s on YouTube for free and it’s ridiculous go check it out