Flying Vibs

A word from Brazil 

i'mma share with you some of the most delicious food in the world that none of ya’ll motherfuckers ever tasted 

this is a motherfucking coxinha

this is a brigadeiro

and this is a fucking brigadeiro cake

this little bitch is a pão-de-queijo

this is a pastel, they come with a shit-ton of fillings, you can have cheese, meat, shrimp, pizza, palmetto or whatever the fuck you call it

and this is what we eat on wednesdays

i hate what diet culture has done to ethnic food my ancestors (my GRANDPARENTS) ate rice and injera and bread and coffee all the time and they turned out fine. i hate white people

“Humans can’t really digest beans and rice”. I am beans and rice. Beans is my father and rice is my mother

mutuals do this!!!!

Reblog to pass around warm bread and soup

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To me, what really separates Chocolate Guy from all the other “surprise it’s a cake” people is…. I want to eat his stuff. It’s not foam-cake covered in fondant, it’s sixteen kinds of chocolate over delicate wafers and juicy compotes and mousse-you-can-feel-by-seeing and I Want To Eat It All. (Like, I might feel bad taking a bite out of, say, his beautiful telescope, but if I had the chance I would be all over it.)

These mushrooms? I’d pop like six of them if given the chance.

I never wanted to eat anything more…

the most brutal exchange between the british and italians since WW2

fuck yea white on white crime

I love this guy's energy.

Never insult an Italian like that. We will come for you! XD

The delivery of the "if my grandma had wheels..." lines is EVERYTHING.

@hannibalapologist

*playfully reminds you that Ackee is a fruit that exists*

*flirtatiously sends you pics of coquettishly ripe Watermelon Radishes*

*seductively strokes the nape of your neck with the slender tendrils of a buddha’s hand*

Director: get some really alien looking fruits or whatever

Set dresser: say no more…

Can I add Guarana Fruit?

This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: …’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just… kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

I love how he turns off the stove to give this the attention it deserves

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

Guacamole are growing on me... But I still prefere avocado with sugar.

Olives, I love it... When cold/room temperature. Why would you heat it up??!

Mango, best fruit 10/10. I would personally go murder who ever put mango on salad. Why would u ruin to perfect things.

Hummus... It's okay... I like it as an appetizer.

Tomatoes... I have no strong feeling one way or another

Cannolis, I love the small ones with sweet filling

I can’t stop watching it.

For fans of chocolate and fans of Particle Annihilation Beam technology

@softlang​ 

Allow me to introduce you to the Guaraná fruit

Brazilian cherries aren’t related to common cherries at all! They look like this and taste rather sour:

Also, if you’re not used to them, Brazilian grapetrees look really alien:

The fruit is formed in the trunk, not the branches!

so was anyone going to tell me that Brazil has god tier fantasy flora or what

the fruits names are pintanga - “berry”; jabuticaba - “grape” if anyone wants to research more picture

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

it just keEPS GOING

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

…the fuck.

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.

Plz tell me that I was not the only one who watched “The Land Before Time” and thought that eating vegetables hanging off the corners of my mouth like they did in the film made me a “long neck.” 🦕🍃

reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee

PEOPLE TAGGING THIS POST RARE, OVER EASY AND BLACK REALLY ARE STRONGER THAN ANY OF US EVER WILL KNOW