Flying Vibs

Alfred coming in with the sass 😂

I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now

ALSO SHE BETTER NOT BE PLAYED BY SOME TANNNED WHITE LATINA LMAO SHE’S CLEARLY SUPPOSED TO BE INDIGENOUS

(concept art by joelle jones)

So, I'm very worried

Yara Flor will be the new Wonder Woman for Future State and she looks amazing!

Man Director // Woman Director

🤔🤔 I wonder why the narratives are differnt

you’re comparing the wrong thing, but them having the same budget is a nice levelling factor to this:

ford vs ferrari made 31M domestically opening weekend, bop made 48M. fvf made 52M globally. bop made 81M. bop was objectively almost twice as successful. and yet. 🤔

It shows the box office in the FvF google image so I think they were saying that it made around the same domestically, cost about the same, and yet BoP is still considered a flop

“They bond when they can.”

yeah.

I’m breaking my own reblog laws but this got a genuine reaction out of me, and it’s late enough for me to warrant reblogging it.

I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

[From Max Landis’ amazing “American Alien” series about Superman.] SO GOOD

SCREAM 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 BACK 👏🏻 SO EVERYONE 👏🏻 CAN 👏🏻 HEAR

His shit eating grin in the last one sells it

I love the idea of Clark Kent turning up to every office Halloween party in an ill-fitting Superman costume from Target.

Still one of my favorite clips from Superman: The Animated Series.

This has gotten bigger since I last saw it ant that’s FANTASTIC

Henry Cavill literally once stood in Time Square, in a superman t-shirt, under a giant poster of himself and no one recognised him, even though he was actively trying to be recognised.

I’ve never seen this post but it just became my favorite post on the internet

Wanna know the kicker?

In the first chapter of JLA’s “Divided We Fall Arc” both Clark and Bruce reveal their civilian identities to the rest of the League. This is post “Tower of Babel” where nobody but Clark still trusts Batman, and in order to start building trust again, Clark urges Bruce to unmask himself to the rest of the team because Bruce obviously knows who everyone else is. Bruce agrees on one condition, Clark has to “unmask” himself as well.

When the big reveal goes down, Kyle Rayner says it best re: Clark being Superman: “He doesn’t…wear a mask. I never even…thought he had a…day job…”

That’s right, the canon reason why nobody makes the connection between Superman and Clark Kent is because nobody thinks that Superman HAS a civilian identity.

Also, with a really good actor, Clark Kenting is entirely possible, as Christopher Reeve demonstrates in the 1978 Superman film.

There was actually a story where a scientist at Lexcorp developed a computer program to analyse all available evidence and work out who Superman is

It figured out he was Clark…and Lex fired the scientist for wasting company resources because he COULDN’T BELIEVE that Superman would ever “Pretend” to be human because it would mean pretending to be “Weak”

90% of Superman’s disguise is everyone else doing the work for him

the best secret identity of all.

I love every version of this post because they are all beautiful.

This is why I love Wonder Woman ⭐️

Just say it 

It can’t be that hard to say ‘Dick Grayson is bisexual’

The only remotely implausible part of this is Bruce being surprised that Dick’s charms might work on a “him”.

Shame on you Bruce to think Dick’s charm only works on one gender.

I feel like it’s not that Bruce is surprised there’s a “him,” he’s probably surprised that Dick is telling him there’s a him. He knows his son is very obviously bi but he also knows he hasn’t come out yet and is trying very hard to respect that

Its not bruce its Tim

the bi-strut™

people out here really thinking that every badass woman is bisexual

….umm

3 out of the 4 are canon bisexuals. the wasp is the only one that’s fanon and she has this working towards her in favour of being bi…

canadian actresses can’t play straight characters it’s a scientific fact sorry

Of course they’re bi. Their male writers wanted an excuse to draw girl-on-girl action AND have them flirt with any male they needed them to. 🙄

….umm

wonder woman was created by william marston, a man who was in a commited polyamorous relationship with his wife, elizabeth, and their partner, olive. he had experienced the love that the two bisexual women in his life had towards himself and eachother. he wanted wonder woman to share this quality, but unfortunately because it was the 1940s he couldn’t even show “girl-on-girl action” let alone a healthy loving relationship between two women.

harley quinn’s bisexuality was confirmed with a kiss between her and poison ivy in the series ‘bombshells’ (2015-2017) which was created by marguerite bennett, who is a queer woman, then was later confirmed via twitter by amanda conner, the artist and co-writer of harley’s (2013-2016) solo series, yet another not-man, that harley and poison ivy were indeed girlfriends.

valkyrie’s bisexuality was revealed in ‘fearless defenders’ by cullen bunn. they definitely took full advantage of drawing valkyrie with an unnamed character that had nothing to do with the plot just to put them into a hot sexy lezzy situation, see…

oh wait, nevermind. that’s her with annabelle riggs, a developed character in the series, and that was her and valkyrie’s only physically romantic interaction before riggs sacrifices herself to save the team.

also, in the mcu, tessa thompson who is a queer woman, pushed to show valkyrie’s bisexuality in ‘thor: ragnarok’ but was shut down by the straight men at the studios.

…it’s almost like most women-loving-women representation is actually spearheaded by women and/or queer individuals, and even when it’s not, it’s still not always sexualised. don’t belittle bi female representation on false claims of sexism.

more proof on the wasp being bi:

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

I’m actually a little offended because if there were ever a male Strong Female Character

it’d be Nightwing

Isn’t that right Karen?

IM A LITTLE BITTER NEGL dick grayson was doing the strong female character thing IN CANON way before anyone knew who clint barton was but WHATEVER FANDOM 

WHATEVER

did I mention this isn’t fanart

really printed

ACTUAL POSE IN AN ACTUAL COMIC BOOK

tits and ASS

gratuitous and inhuman

losing clothes since 1980something

yet fandom still decides that CLINT BARTON is a better male Strong Female Character than this flawless prince smh

idg why or how that snub happened but I am protesting it

WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL WINNER IS

and did I mention CANON because

CANON MALE STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER

CLEAR WINNER BY A LONG SHOT

DICK GRAYSON PERIOD THE END

I love Hawkeye, and the Hawkeye initiative, but this post never fails to crack me up.

Artists, what are you doing?

I

STRONGLY

AGREE

WITH

EVERYTHING.

Not to mention a villain actually says “I’d know that ass anywhere” when seeing Dick Grayson from behind. 

@hollowedskin remember that time I was telling you about Dick Grayson having the best ass in DCU? And how it was canon? Well. Enjoy.

I’D KNOW THAT ASS ANYWHERE