I really needed a masterpost/timeline since I was an Idiot and decided to make every part of the Gotham Ghost AU a separate post, so here we are. I’ll edit the post to add another link whenever I make a new part, so look below for the full set of links!
do we fuck with the Spoke (sprite and coke)
there are divine wonders in my Spoke
painted the divine wonders in your spoke, boss! o7
OH MY GOD
I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
Katara: wow so this is Omashu
Aang: back in my day it was called weed city
Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t
Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think
Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city
Sokka: what the fuck
can we get this post to 420,000 notes
the ocd/autistic experience of "you have made a social blunder. no one is upset about it. you will need a minimum of two days to recover."
anyone experience the sequel, "you were acting like you normally do and didn’t notice a social blunder. everyone is upset about it but won't tell you for a minimum of two days."?
Surely you
That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice
Like a sack of what
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST
Alright, I think I like tumblr now.
A pun post crossed my dash, and I reblogged it with an equally bad pun in return. A couple of my followers find it funny, it's a good day for everyone.
That was on July 7th.
Virality on Reddit was entirely algorithmic. You could garner a couple crossposts, but the success of a post was entirely dependent on whether or not it hit r/all--the main page of Reddit. If your post does that, it's immediately exposed to 10x the number of people and immediately gets upvoted.
On my pun post, I get a couple reblogs. And those reblogs get a couple reblogs--nobody really adds any content to the post, it just gets a couple reblogs here and there.
There's a specific chain of reblogs that I'd like to focus on. The most popular post on this chain has about 25 reblogs on it. Half the posts have three reblogs or fewer. Five posts in this chain have just one reblog total.
But the reblog chain keeps going. And going. It breaches containment many times over. And finally, after a chain THIRTY SIX posts long, at 9:30 AM, July 22nd this morning, it hits a popular account.
99% percent of the people who have seen the post--virtually unchanged from how it left my dash--have seen it because it was curated by 36 different people. That's insane to me.
None of those 36 people know that they're part of this chain. They saw a post, reblogged it, and moved on. If any one of these people had not reblogged, the post would have a fraction of the impact it has.
And yet, after two weeks, the post has effectively hit the main page of tumblr. It was picked up, only because people liked it enough to show it to their followers. There were no algorithms necessary.
You really, truly, cannot get this on any other website.
Pay it Forward (2000)
i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone
Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as
What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with
how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post
Get hoped
Does the rest of this website live in some alternate reality where you never set foot in a kitchen until age 25?
i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn
*slowly reaches for the popcorn*
nie huaisang deserves a set of war fans, I think
Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.
Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.
Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like
I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.
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please do not the snail.
please do not the me.
