AU Hobo Solas (pt3):
"This is one of my spirit friends! They are people, too." The sock puppet nods in agreement.
Gradstudent/barista/hipster/reincarnatedelvenhallaprincess!Lavellan is giving out free tea and coffee as part of a drive to raise awareness about the plight of the Dales. Suddenly, the familiar swishing of black plastic trash-bags gets louder, until she looks up and sees the familiar bald elf. He flirtatiously waves the tail of his canine scarf at her and winks. Well, he tries to wink but he can't really manage it and ends up just blinking both eyes really rapidly.
Gradstudent/barista/hipster/reincarnatedelvenhallaprincess!Lavellan tries to ignore him and starts to talk to her co-worker. Solas waddles up to the counter, trash bags making an ominous "swish swish" sound.
He stands in front of Gradstudent/barista/hipster/reincarnatedelvenhallaprincess!Lavellan and licks his lips, "You know, my friend has been summoned against its will." He starts to gyrate suggestively. "Maybe you could help break its bindings," at this he jerked his hips forward knocking over a tray of tea.
Gradstudent/barista/hipster/reincarnatedelvenhallaprincess!Lavellan recoils and immediately begins to pick up the paper cups before they scatter to the wind. Solas starts doing squats moving like some kind of octopus or, perhaps, cuttlefish.
"Tea, I detest the stuff," he says bobbing up and down. "But, today, I need to squeeze the dreams from my mind grapes." Suddenly he stops moving long enough to reach into his fanny pack and pull out a sock--an old sock with googley-eyes on the toe. He slowly, seductively, pulls the sock over his hand like an elegant glove.
"This is one of my spirit friends! They are people, too." Solas chirps. The sock puppet nods in solemn agreement.
Gradstudent/barista/hipster/reincarnatedelvenhallaprincess!Lavellan gathers the tray and slowly, cautiously steps behind the fold-up table.
Written by kissiebear and eumolpus-fabulator,
Sketched by drawarabbitonfire and colored by carrieliarts