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tfw = two fucking weiners
I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this
This post is legendary.
Official Two Fucking Wieners Post
Couldn't see his name anywhere but he is Ronn Lucas!
This keeps him busy for the rest of the night.
it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there
I was going to caption this but then I listened with the sound on, and they had it covered.
Sound on!!
Imo, christians would have an easier time with the trinity if they described it as like, “my god has three faces” or “jesus is the feet on the earth, the spirit the hands, and god the head” instead of restating polytheism verbatim
We should have a gathering in a place called Nicaea and have this discussion with the various Church leaders, cause I think you're on to something
hold on I have to google something
lol who's the sultry little binch on the bottom there
do you think the first bug to pollinate a plant was classified as a monsterfucker by the other bugs
think I'm good on this one
I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems
hi sorry to interrupt because this is adorable but saddam hussein was very much not safe from the united states government it was kind of a whole Thing
THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK
My artistic rendition:
On god the funniest possible response to this post
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller
I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism
just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything
i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs
I’m gaslighting my stove
Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie
but why would you hide this in the tags though
