Nobara: never have I seen two pretty best friends
Yuuji: are you saying I'm not your best friend?
Nobara: no, I'm saying you're ugly
Yuuji, relieved: oh, okay
Megumi, introducing Yuuji as his friend to Tsumiki:
Tsumiki: I’m glad to know you really exist. Megumi talks about you all the time
Yuuji, smiling: really?
Megumi, blushing profusely: little. a little bit
Yuuji: talk dirty to me
Megumi: the kitchen sink
Yuuji:
Megumi: you didn’t wash the dishes
Yuuji: :(
Mahito: I have an army of transfigured humans
Nanami: we have a Yuuji
Mei: look, I taught my ravens to talk!
Gojo: wh-
one of the ravens: what the fuck
Gojo:
Mei: *smiling like a proud mom*
another raven: w hat the FUCK
Gojo, giving a thumbs-up: neat!
Nobara, gesturing to Yuuji and Megumi walking hand in hand: what's better than this? just guys being dudes
Yuuji, Megumi and Nobara grocery shopping:
Nobara and Yuuji, observing the peaches: hmm
Yuuji, turning to Megumi and pointing to the peach that Nobara is holding: do you think this peach looks like a butt?
Megumi, internally: why am I surrounded by idiots
Maki and Megumi observing from the sidelines while Yuuji and Nobara are sparring
Maki: jeez, you should calm your boyfriend. he’s like a literal demon
Megumi, offended: NO, you should calm your girlf- wAIT, ITADORI’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!
Yuuji, while being held in a headlock by Nobara: yes, honey?
Megumi:
Nobara: what the-
Maki, grinning: nice
Tokyo team first years’ chat + Gojo:
Nobara: my stomach growled super loud in French omg
Nobara: I would like to clarify that my stomach did not speak French. it growled in French class
Megumi: bonjour
Yuuji: le growl
Gojo: hon hon hon feed me a baguette
Gojo: *runs up to Megumi*
small Megumi, half-asleep: daddy?
Gojo:
Gojo: do i look like-
Yuuji, rolling up his sleeves: hey bro, you wanna go?
Megumi, cracking his knuckles: yeah, I wanna go
Yuuji: alright, let's go out!
Megumi: go on a date?
Yuuji: hell yeah!
Megumi: okay, c'mon, let's go on a date
Yuuji: do you want kids??
Nanami: you were actually telling the truth...?
Gojo: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised
Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don't underestimate us!
Yuuji or Gojo, or most probably both
Gojo: look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young man
Yuuji: *smiles*
Gojo: oh, look! you’re here too!
Yuuji:
Gojo: admit it, Suguru. you still love me
Geto: if you had a brother and a dog, I would choose the dog
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way
Mahito, probably
Mahito: hey, I always get the vibe that you hate me or something
Yuuji: what, me? hate you?
Yuuji: you're right