IT!

ISN’T!!

BAD!!!

TO!!!!

BE!!!!!

CISGENDERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT!!!!!! KICK THEM IN THE JUNK!!!!!! WHATEVER JUNK THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICK ‘EM REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!

It’s also not bad to be heterosexual, male, white, abled, or born to affluence or influence. You have no control over the circumstance of your birth. It’s what you do with what you have that matters.

YES EXACTLY

THANK YOU FRIEND I LIKE YOUR WORDS

how to get a hot body: set yourself on fire

when you have a really clear, utterly beautiful image of a location in your story but when you go to describe it you just

finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life

Fresh eggs. [video]

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

original by 速魚, translation by oyasumipunkun

if this was already translated by someone else tell me pls :)

p. much

I can always tell when a big con is coming up because this makes it’s rounds again.

what the signs smell like

aries - slim jim

taurus - manure 

gemini - fakeness

cancer - tears

leo - hairspray 

virgo - flowers

libra - low IQs

scorpio - cum

sagittarius - blood

capricorn - gravel

aquarius - febreeze

pisces - anchovies 

you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

Dimitri you cruel person.

in skyrim you can eat a bee

you can eat a bee irl if you are not a wiener

im still in between kinda accepting my body and wanting to starve myself for weeks i dont know