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style the music video: an impeccable artistic vision

welcome, gentle viewers, to the luxurious memory palace of my shame dreams. fade into view: the leafy neighbourhood of beverly hills, los angeles home of adorable lipstick spider taylor swift, stretches long with shadows and streetlights. the time: midnight. someone is driving irresponsibly. but whom

  •  (i know this magnificent jam was written about expensive sexy baby harry styles and believe me i like seeing him drive badly and wear or not wear clothing as the mood takes him. no disrespect to that tender jazzercise dinosaur!!!)

harry styles aside, may i humbly suggest: 

kristen stewart. why, you ask? well, primarily, i am interested in my own enjoyment of this enterprise and i wanna see them touch their faces together!! to be honest!! however let us review a list of qualities 

  • that james dean daydream look in your eye (Kristen Stewart Oozes a James Dean Look, Says Her Stylist)
  • long(ish?) hair, slick back (well she has hair, one could theoretically slick it back)
  • white t-shirt (nailed it)

need i say more?? i don’t. but i will! consider: these two together would be the modern incarnation of my buffy/faith preteen fixation (we could have had it all, folks, but we didn’t, and now we can again) — the chip-shouldery love porcupine with the soft and vulnerable insides and the bubbly and slightly uptight songbird who will stab you with a nail file without a second thought! 

is this photo real? i do not know. and i don’t care. unless it’s a manip and you did it, in which case tell me and i’ll credit you. 

anyway, pan camera to a saucy convertible (i don’t know anything about cars, substitute whatever you feel is necessary). INTERIOR, SAUCY CONVERTIBLE: taylor, good girl faith, tight little skirt. kristen, white t-shirt, can’t keep her wild eyes on the road. 

CAN YOU BLAME HER? i cannot! now quickly, let us visit taylor’s spacious and elegant sitting room. “i hear you’ve been out and about with some other girl,” taylor tells kristen. the lights are off. kristen is taking off her coat. both their coats, maybe. she’s chivalrous. 

"what you’ve heard it’s true," says kristen, shoving her hands deep in the pockets of her skinny jeans, her face twitchily vulnerable, "but i can’t stop thinking about you." 

taylor smiles, coy. “i’ve been there a few times,” she admits.

 CUE MONTAGE of taylor having romantic moments with a variety of ladies. karlie. a haim sister. lorde. selena gomez if she feels like it. anyone who wants a cameo. 

have i convinced you yet. shall i discuss instead the many and various heartfelt touches and face makeouts i feel are probably essential to this story? according to my artistic vision, a flawless barometer of taste, we need: 

  • at least five (5) tender face touches 
  • and minimum four (4) extended liplocks 
  • in a variety of atmospheric settings 

thank you for your time, gentle viewers. vote for quality. vote for guaranteed sapphism. vote for me.

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