Story of my life.

I MISS HER

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

one of the best things about teaching middle school is that they’re young enough to see me as an authority figure despite the fact that i’m pretty young for a teacher but they’re old enough to understand and laugh at the concept of phases, and what i’m really getting at here is that i lost control of my classroom for a couple of minutes today because i told them that i had an emo phase when i was their age

judging by the amount of shrieking in the room you’d think i was torturing them but really it was because i told them my favorite band at the time was evanescence

corn right corn at corn light

first corn i see tonight

DIRECT ACTION

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo

Being around toddlers keeps you sharp like nothing else like I've been dedicated to being an artist and illustrator for over 20 years, I've been accepted into some really really good art schools, both here and abroad, and today a 5 year old asked me to draw Mickey mouse for him and I did and he immediately looked at it and was like "this is not good and Mickey mouse doesn't look like this."

which is one of the best critiques I have ever recieved. Like thats straightforward. Concise. To the point . Art schools should employ preschoolers to run their critique sessions and this is NOT a joke

Today I was chastised by my handyman’s four year old for having ‘linter’ ‘all over the floor’ (mostly bits of styrofoam and paper from opening packages, along with a few bottle caps the cat ran off with and pushed under furniture before I could get them)

I forget to vacuum for one week and I get called out by a toddler who’s half my height, thinks my name is ‘customer’, and can’t even say “litter” properly, and let me tell you I have never been so ashamed for not being on top of my housework in my life.

LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIS SIGN LOOK AT HIS SMILE

💖 If you don’t have someone’s disease and aren’t a licensed doctor or specialist, don’t tell us what worked for you friend/sibling/cousin that had the same disorder or what we should be doing, please. 💖

We know our bodies better than anyone because we live with it everyday. Instead of saying those things, try these:

-“I can’t imagine what that’s like. You’re so fucking strong, man.”

-“It amazes me the strength that you have.”

-“I hope it’ll all make sense sooner or later about why you have this.”

-“I’ll do more research on this so I’ll be able to help you more and understand it better.”

Ableism and ableist language is something that you can change with practice, knowledge, and unlearning the idea that all of us with illnesses are weak or unhappy.

💗 much love 💗

I am deceased

minor update:

reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them

Yeah there’s a beautiful bot site that if you put an email in it, will subscribe you to thousands of mailing lists.

Oops I dropped the site right here use it wisely

i love pettiness

Does anyone have trumps email address🤳🏿

rich people should get robbed at least once a week

why ?

builds character

holy shit i just heard my brother’s dnd session where the party was fighting a dragon and

someone cast wall of force around the dragon

and then looked around and said, “hey, where’s ariden?”

to which my brother, playing ariden, his fragile little wizard boy, leaned into his mic and said “STILL NEXT TO THE DRAGON.”

finally checked the tags on this and the only tags more valid than “rip” are “f”

update: he survived that encounter, only to be killed last night by a different dragon