there is a different green

Their relationship is like that one cats have

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

I think about this moment a lot

okay if you’re like “what is TAZ” this is UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is good

being asked follow up questions while infodumping is what i imagine sex would feel like if it was real

It's the blinding light of love and not just loving someone else but learning to love yourself through their eyes, through seeing their pain and realizing that it is your own, the light of learning to rely on the people who love you because it's amazing how loved you can be when you let people love you as well.

i’m starting a movement to stop calling this shit “artificial intelligence” cause it’s fucking not. it’s not intelligent, and the things it produces are not informed by logical choices. it doesn’t know how to research sources for you. it doesn’t compose art thoughtfully or meaningfully.

call it machine-generated, text generator, chat bot, but it’s not intelligent.

I’M STARTING A COLLECTION🔥🔥

you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home

im not talking even about broad scale archetypes like Action Hero. those are cool don't get me wrong but if you take more specific stock characters such as "cartoonish mob boss" or "gentleman detective" or "elderly mad scientist" then you have an instant hit on your hands. lesbians WILL love you forever and you WILL be the most interesting person around

5 year old me during family movie night, watching a middle aged russian mobster keep his hand on his best friend's neck a little too long:

ppl don't realize just HOW popular goncharov was in post-soviet countries. the vcrs were selling like no tomorrow, you'd have to get it recorded off of someone else to watch it

found dad's copy of the lithuanian sub version. for people tagging that their parents didn't allow them to watch goncharov when they were kids: these losers never got to be traumatised for 4 hours straight

obsessed with this quote by Norma Larson in Family Ties: Essays on the Mafia in Film, 1993

ace attorney is a perfect franchise for anyone who likes men who are cringefail. every man in ace attorney is at least a little cringefail. try and name one who isn't. you can't

Thinking about that point @dingdongyouarewrong made in her most recent video about how a lot of people (mostly young people) online seem to view media exclusively through the lens of representation with no regard to the actual content of the story and it's tricky because it's clear that a lot of people are SO desperate to see themselves in the media they consume that representation alone is a selling point but we have to consider the potential downsides because there are limits to what representation alone can accomplish.

Like imagine if someone made a show that went REALLY far out of its way to have lots of representation and pitched itself as having lots of representation and everyone clamoring for more diverse media got really invested in it and then the show sucked ass. Like can you imagine what a NIGHTMARE that would be? Can you imagine the discourse? The bitterness? The down-badness of it all?

If someone ever made a show like that it might just produce one of the worst fandom experiences of all time

oh wait

Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

entering my decomposition era

this one is for the ladies (10,000 worms silently cheer)