sh tk ll f m vwls n th dvrc

Aand II’m maakiing gooood uusee oof theem

Cnt hv sht n dtrt

i’ll take care of you - oh, it’s rotten work.

ever think about how the 100 years on the starblaster probably just destroyed all seven of their conceptions of what is socially appropriate with friends? and when thb end up working together they’re all pleasantly surprised to find that the others are fine with having all their shit in each other’s spaces. taako likes to drip dry in the nude? sure, whatever. merle has multiple ass tattoos? yeah, cool. magnus wants to know if merle will shave his back for him. merle is happy to help a friend. (it’s less noticeable with lucretia because she keeps people at arms length, but still. killian and carey are in considerable awe of the fact that they once pantsed avi in front of her on accident and lucretia didn’t even blink.)

kravitz is ready for it to be really awkward when taako tells his friends that they’re dating. you know, because of the whole “trying to kill them a bunch of times” thing. it would be understandable

what he was not prepared for is for magnus and merle to immediately be just like Way too comfortable with him as soon as they’ve confirmed he’s not trying to kill taako. he had assumed that it was just taako who had no boundaries but no, it’s also his friends. kravitz is a part of their group now and has also seen merle’s entire ass. he would like to be slightly less part of the group, please,,

Im so sorry Sans 

is that one straight couple divorcing now

What about that preacher setting himself on fire?

Tolkien Pressure 42/?

*do i wanna know voice* do u ever get that feel that you cant feel the feel that feels around like feeling feely feel

Recruiting Agents Like

Villager: my wife is dead Inquisitor: that sucks lmao but you know what doesnt suck? joining the inquisition.

you say it’s impossible to fix capitalism but has anyone tried turning it off and then on again??

The Soviet Union.

oh my God

u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms

Good, uh… good luck with that, Captain.

I tried the circle thing with my cat. My cat denied me.

*romantically calls you dude*

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

how about that text post meme