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why is it so hard to find pictures of whale nipples

like I know they’re retractable and kept inside the mammary slit but surely someone has photographed them

my marine biologist friend who does whale necropsies says I won’t find any images online but if I want to see whale nipples I’ll have to get a degree and a new job or volunteer at a marine mammal center that does necropsies so I can see them first hand

this is not a quest I thought I’d have to commit to

I don’t know why I’m so fixated on this… being denied information that I know is out there, in the age of the internet? unthinkable! I’ve seen all kinds of esoteric shit I’ve never wanted to see, without even looking for it, but the moment I want to see cetacean tiddy the universe is suddenly reticent with me? maybe this is a uniquely 21st century kind of entitlement but I’m angry about this.

I have sent Emails:

What if whale mamalry slits is where angels live and the reason you can’t find pictures is because the angels are interfering or maybe make human minds explode

oh fuck I should have asked that

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creekfiend

I've gotta stop talking about mermaids

.....oh damn, did you know that male baleen whales have nipples but male sperm whales definitively don't? (I do not seem to have access to this paper and I'm also very mad about it.)

anyway here's your whale nipples, via Sarano, F., Sarano, V., Tonietto, M. L., Yernaux, A., Jung, J. L., Arribart, M., ... & Adam, O. (2023). Nursing behavior in sperm whales (Physeter macrocephalus). Animal Behavior and Cognition, 10(2), 105-131..

You know. If you gotta know.

I have access to the Clarke 2005 paper!

It has two photos, one of them showing a hint of male whale nipples!

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curlicuecal
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Chapter 33: The Endgame

They began to run through the hallways to reach the hangar bay, Grim was behind the three men, knowing what was coming. "Boys wait this is going to be a trap! There are-"
"Ray shields," finished Anakin as the four of them got caught in one.
"Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this," said Obi-Wan.
"Apparently not," replied Anakin.
"I am," replied Grim, rolling her eyes. "I was trying to warn y'all. Would it be a bad time to say I told you so?"
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Hate when people post these videos with "ethnic" tag and leave out who these people are, what their culture is or even what they're singing in.

Anyway, this is probably one of the best bands of this decade and they're Otyken!

I can't recommend My Wing enough. Their songs are so much fun - Genesis is also a blast. Go listen to them!!!!

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owlygem

Just so everybody knows, the mirror is actually more reliable than the camera. Even though people say “the camera never lies”, it distorts your photographs a little bit. It has to turn a 3d image (you in real life) to a 2d image (a photograph) and consequently skews the proportions a little bit.

Also, “photogenic” is a real thing. Certain faces photograph well and others don’t. It’s all down the angles, proportions and size of your features.

Have you ever seen someone stunning who looks great in professional photographs and not in candids? Yeah, that’s because there’s a huge difference between a professional and an amateur. Professionals know how to minimise the issues cameras have. Lighting, angles and even the distance you are away from the camera plays a part (the amount of distortion varies depending on how close you are).

TL;DR if you think you look great in the mirror but not in the photo, trust the mirror. You look great!

NOT ONLY THAT, but when you look in a mirror, you’re seeing your face in motion, how others would see it. In a photograph, you’re still, and it can make small flaws and the like seem a lot more prominent, despite them being quite minuscule in person.

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neonshi

Also! Also, when you see yourself in the mirror you are looking at you face reverse of how a camera pics it up. No face is perfectly symmetrical so you get so used to seeing a mirrored version of your face that when it’s flipped in a picture you subconsciously notice the tiny differences in your face and thus you think you don’t look right.

I have never felt so relieved and beautiful thank you guys

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