all stuffed animals have a little bit of god inside them a little soul
Let me out of the economy
obsessed with the pretty barista who flirted with me and then made me the worst chai latte of my life
i think you should be allowed to tell people to kill themselves in academic discussion boards
book dedications are so tender here is this piece of art i made for an audience of thousands. but really every word is for you
are there any benefits to turning 17? 16 was driving,18 is adult hood.
there is none
its the null year.
you become a dancing queen
young and sweet
only seventeen
ah to be a gay cartoon villain with a rival who i’m secretly in love with
Dr. Doofenshmirtz
girl in my class: ive been reading so much that its interfering with my studies!! i just love it so much
us: aww! what are you reading? :)
girl: ummm..haha its called wattpad?
me knowing full well shes reading y/n x harry styles rpf lemon fic:
through countless college orientations and get-to-know-your-classmates-icebreakers i have learned that the best way to avoid “i like your shoelaces” conversations is to feign ignorance of any online material at all whatsoever
The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.
when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
Look. I get it. I am one of the most dullest person in the entire universe when it comes to art and colors. I don’t really get color theory, I just usually don’t notice bad color design.
But look at me in the Eye, @staff, and tell me.
HOW DID YOU EVEN THINK PURE FUCKING GREEN AGAINST BLUE DIPPED IN TAR WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life
The ‘what color’ guy is going places