remembering every booster of the harris campaign talking about how stupid and boorish trump was for his stunt at mcdonalds while privately she wanted them to publically and ceremonially award her a special burger diploma

incredible stuff

In the United States candidates seek the blessing of a deity called Burger as proof of their mandate to rule the land

some of the plot resolutions in house were so fucking funny. like one episode a guy had seen 10000 different doctors to try and figure out why he was sick and when he came to house, house’s first question was “ok i think i recognize this, there’s this tropical disease that’s preeeeeetty common, have you ever been to the tropics?” and the guy said no and house was like “hm ok guess it’s not that, it must be something mysterious and obscure because this is the Mysterious And Obscure Ailment Show, i will keep digging” then 35 minutes later in the episode house is like “this really REALLY feels like it’s that relatively common disease i mentioned earlier, are you SURE you’ve never been to the tropics” and the patient is like omg NO why do doctors always harp on that I TOLD YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE TROPICS I HAVE NEVER BEEN SOUTH OF FLORIDA and house just stares at him before being like “FLORIDA IS IN THE FUCKING TROPICS” and the patient is like. oh.

this all happens while the patient is holding house and like some other people hostage and forcing house to treat him at gunpoint btw.

while thirteen slowly dies in the background and cuddy passes away from stress

Ancient Pokemon Artifacts made by OlfactoryProps

You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

Like a sack of what

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

people will really read my posts where i say the words "pale romance is romance" a million times and then tag my post with

"#this is why i think moirallegiance is queerplatonic, bcuz its something different from friendship but isnt romantic ^_^"

like. do you hear yourself right now. did you read the post.

queerplatonic relationships are an explicitly queer, specially invented "gray area" between and/or overlapping with friendship and romance, coined by aromatic people who dont experience romantic attraction.

moirallegiance is NOT in a gray area. moirallegiance IS A ROMANCE. a troll could BE in a "queerplatonic version" OF A MOIRALLEGIANCE, where they don't want to be expected to follow the romantic social norms OF MOIRALLEGIANCE....

homestucks when the system the hussie named the “Four Romances System” has four romances: 😦

this is fucking killing me

Here's another Hal from my system. He goes by Halexander.

I’m on my Dirkisms and shit

actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen

Like, the crux of House and Wilson’s relationship for Wilson is that Wilson is somewhat preforming kindness and empathy, and around House he doesn’t have to. He can be fucked up and a little weird, and play increasingly destructive pranks. He can fight with house, and punch him in the face and ask him to dinner a second later and he doesn’t have to preform normality because there is genuinely nothing he can do to ruin this friendship.

And the crux of House and Wilson’s relationship for House is that Wilson see past House’s bs and sees the sliver kindness in House’s heart, the one house keeps hidden away deep under layers of sarcasm and insults. It’s not all the time, as house still gets defensive when Wilson says something that hits a “sore spot”, but House is still kinder with Wilson than he is with anyone else, he shares his fears with Wilson, and makes sacrifices to make him happy. He doesn’t have to preform his “asshole persona” because Wilson’s the only safe person to be venerable with.

This is why they need each other, because they have to preform with everyone else, and they always end up back together because we all need someone we can be authentic with, and it’s why they’re so lonely without each other.

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering