Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

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That undertale mirror trend with Bill :((

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."

ilgar pashayev HAS the range

Source: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, April 7, 2024

“It’s still astonishing to see that film. In fact, when he was doing storyboards for the Ave Maria section of Fantasia (1940) and one of the story people said, ‘You know, I don’t think we’re using the cartoon medium as we should be.’ Walt immediately turned on the guy and said, ‘This is not the cartoon medium, we shouldn’t only be thinking of this as a cartoon, we have worlds to conquer here.’”

- John Canemaker, Author and Historian

hello tumblr user. in front of you stands a confident and outspoken character. your challenge today & forever is to consider the possibility they may simply have self-confidence and are not just faking to secretly cover up massive insecurities. good luck

"the average fandom person cannot imagine a truly confident person" is a working theory I came up with years ago and every single day on this website my conclusion has proved more & more correct

throwing up so hard right now

themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

AND DONT FORGET

“i made food do you want some”

“yes”

they got their happy ending, right?

Haven't seen this floating around on tumblr before/lately, but the way the Bioware senior concept artist Casper Konefal (and who did most of the tarot cards!!) captures Varric is freaking unparelled.

The way Bianca is resting on his chest both figuratively and literally?? The gold rings on his fingers?? Cassandra behind him?? Red lyrium framing all the green of the fade/breach?? The red lyrium...reflected in the red of his tunic....be still my heart

i made a quiz: what does your soul smell like? (friendship/ relationship compatibility in the results!)

Have you heard of the tragedy of the Champion of Kirkwall?

+ Bonus

The og post that made me go insane

coelacanth

Sometimes I remember the sheer scale of evolutionary alterations that coelacanths have muscled their way through

the weight of eons of change and incremental improvement on a cellular level that have been concealed under, to what our eyes, an ossified limb configuration that’s remained stagnant in its antiquity.

So I can seek comfort in my own improvements, even if nothing hints to it from the outside

You owe no one the proof of your progress

just a lil pokin around post to boost both the poetry sideblog (the tag for my writing is mia writes poetry) as well as the print that ended up being made about it

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

Cuntula