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the hero of this little tableau

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I simply would like to know your argument as to why Ryan isn't hot please

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LMAO

Okay my point is that everyone ALWAYS mentions Ryan's big forehead and how it is unnaturally big. That's not a bad thing but when compared to doctor Osolong? Yeah Ryan doesn't compare.

Though canonically he does have a good body from swimming.

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I feel like Ryan has some Objectively Nice Parts (ex dat ass) but otherwise how attractive he is is dependent on if he's your type. He's got a five head, for example (but let's not forget that tyra banks does too). Otoh, Dr Osolong is one of those guys that's just Objectively Handsome, his features are perfectly symmetrical, etc.

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“You’re really something else, you know. Where’ve you been hiding?”

So I RP Ryan and my Akmazian is humoring me with a bunch of AUs and one of them involved them meeting when they were much younger so when they meet again on Eos 10 Ryan knows right away that Akmazian is telling the truth because he knows who Akmazian is… (So they hook up fast and end up domestic AU.)

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