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the hero of this little tableau

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WARNING TAGS I FREQUENTLY USE: Molluscophobia, flashing gif. This is a SPIDER-FREE TUMBLR because they scare me. If there's anything you'd like me to tag please let me know. my art tumblr / Cute Animals tag. Blog has a queue for midnight-7am pst If you send a fundraiser ask into my inbox and we are not mutuals it will be REPORTED AS SPAM.
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Because there's been a lot more of them recently: fundraising asks sent to my inbox that are not from mutuals will be reported as spam, and blocked. I've updated my profile to reflect this. I have made this abundantly clear, so the only reason you'd have to send one is if it's sent by bot.

I donate to fundraisers via other means, not randoms on tumblr cold calling inboxes of people because that's a known scammer tactic.

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bare1ythere

When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)
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I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

op this looks absolutely magical

I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl

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nat-20s

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

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In case you need it for your D&D games or siege actions— here's what the ballistic trajectory of a flaming pumpkin fired out of a trebuchet looks like.

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flightyquinn

Actually, this is very helpful for visualizing a ballistic arc.

Right? I've already sent it to my math teaching friends. One occasionally brings in a tiny trebuchet for his class and this might encourage him to up his game.

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roach-works

seanan it's for you

@thestuffedalligator I was under the impression only your dad was doing this??

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Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

I wanna say that was Tenet?

holy fuck

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neko-mancy

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

Wait until you nerds discover the emergency siren fan community

This is kinda what it feels like to be an archaeologist trying to identify an artifact. And you bet your ass we’re incredibly grateful for each and every person who makes ridiculously specific websites like this.

Hey I think this is really beautiful because everything you see around you, there is someone fucking delighted and fascinated about it and the world is so loved and full of love and that’s really amazing if you ask me

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