Bonjour Bitch.

if i cant unsee this

so cant you

Reblogging so I don’t have to suffer alone

ricochennn

“I hate to kill her but she sucks,” is a fucking brutal line.

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Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane to their dream job in Paris for Ross fucking Geller

sge was readyvghjk

this was me working at lush

LMAOOOSIISK

Remember that time even Manila couldn’t break through the awkward silence?

That “okay work” at the end just GETS me

I have been Manila so many times, in so many awkward conversations, so I physically feel her pain.

The tribal music sends me into another plane of existence

leo

This is honestly a master stroke in audiovisual genius I am cryiiing

What a fun—Challenge. 💁‍♀️

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

super dickman’s thick nuts

waits patiently for 2015 upload

2015

Happy new year 2016

Happy new year 2017 

And now, we wait

She looks like she’s completely over it now but she knows she needs to feed the culture

This is…quite convincing…