#she's too smart – @vaselinecats on Tumblr

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

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we have passed through "can you feed the dog?" and are nearly out of "canst thou nutriate the hound" and are going to have to come up with something else soon

#we say t word for all Peanut's treats #we can't even say food or morsel or dinner #she's too smart