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we're dancing , right ? this is dancing .

@vampireopossum / vampireopossum.tumblr.com

call me Rocket ! <3<3 i am 18-21 years old <3<3 she/they transfem doll, bi, polyam, fairy/ghost type, casual mtg player, skyward sword #1 fan, writer who doesn't. asks are always open, send me fun things! <3<3
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📌 new years resolution fulfilled

howdy ! i’m Rocket . or Dahlia or Ophelia . she/they please !!

i stand for a free palestine and i will also try to recognize and avoid antisemitism under the guise of a means to that end . if something i rb is misinformed in this regard in either direction please tell me and i will do what i can to correct myself [unable to donate to any fundraisers currently , sorry]

bisexuality polyamory transgenderism . they’re cool and you should try them sometime . if i bite you then you randomly gain one or more of them

not objectum or therian but i believe in their beliefs . kiss your computer and sing to your circuitboards , and purr about it maybe . same with aro and ace , those folks rock and do not deserve the exclusionism bs

i’m an adult (18-21 range) . i don’t post nsfw here, and i rarely reblog it . if i do, it will be tagged accordingly . i DO, however, reblog from accounts that DO post nsfw . so be aware of that

POST I PUT THE MOST EFFORT INTO AND WOULD LOVE IF MORE PEOPLE SAW IT: transfem zagreus from hades game . short fanfic posted with the game UI to look like canon dialogue please please read it <3<3

listen to Pagrovia on whatever you listen to music on . i know the lead singer she’s cool and good (the band is broken up now but the music is still there and still banger)

beautiful girlfriend @toki-wren made my header . she’s so cool <3<3 and she streams on twitch go watch her @/tokiWren

i like writing ! i don’t usually post it here but asking abt ideas or wips or w/e is cool and encouraged

mutuals PLEASE ask for my discord . technically i do have a neocities(same url as here) but good gods it is not started yet . and also sideblogs if you want i guess

i play mtg on untap.in and i would absolutely love to play more so lmk if you’d be down . it’s free and you can use any cards ever btw if that draws you in

fursona descriptions ! ophelia the opossum and rocketeer the rattlesnake . if youd want to draw them or something (i will love you forever)

hey if i fuck up , tell me how i can not do that again . i’m human and i’m inevitably going to take a wrong turn , and i will be more than willing to hear you out . (also it is very likely that there is stuff i reblogged a while ago that no longer aligns with my interests/beliefs , i just dont have the time to get rid of them all .)

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melomancy

the ellipsis is the most powerful of all the punctuation…so versatile…i’m pondering…i’m omitting…i’m implying…i’m trailing off…

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froody

The oldest living dog is currently 24 years old, if you’re younger than 24, there are dogs that are older than you. The oldest living cat is currently 28 years old, if you’re younger than 28, there are cats that are older than you. The oldest living horse is 51 (possibly), if you’re younger than 51, there are horses that are older than you.

The point of this post? I don’t know. I find it comforting. If you’ve only lived a dog or cat or goldfish or horse lifespan then don’t compare yourself to the achievements of others who have lived a human lifespan.

The oldest living sea sponge is 10,000 years old. If you're younger than 10,000, there are sea sponges that are older than you.

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i dont want kids ever but i cant deny it wouild be practical to have a baby around. like if you got grease on your hands you could just wjpe it off on baby lol. buttttt i geuss thats what pets are for

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vampiref3mm3

ppl will post butch positivity with like 5 allusions to transmasculitity (binding, t, top surgery, etc) and 0 mentions of transfem butches

i love you butches on estrogen! i love you butches who feel caught between expressing yourself as a woman and as a butch because of transmisogyny! i love you butches who want/have bottom surgery! i love you butches who don’t! i love you butches who feel like butch is your gender and i love you butches who feel like butch is your sexuality!

i love you transfem butches! i love you trans women butches! i love you butches!

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honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

The last one killed me!!

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ondonasand

I beat it was an archeaologist…

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spoonbenders

i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

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ufcosmo

𝐁𝐄𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃! a thousand cereals. I collect cereals. It took me NINE 𝐲𝐞𝐚reals to collect the cereals. 𝔂𝓾𝓶! 𝔂𝓾𝓶! cereals. ᵍᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵈ…

congrAtulations! 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐓 Ȗ̸͗U̸͆͐Ȗ̸̔Ȗ̸̔Ȗ̸̔Ȗ̸̔U̸͂P ÆÆÆÆÆÆ P P P P ʤ̵̓̅ʤ̵̍̈́ʤ̷̓̋ʤ̸̂ ʤ ʤ̓ ᵃ SOOS ᵃ SOOS (vweee) FU𝓒𝓚 STEEVEN UNIVERS

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