cloth gown gridlock
Spent like a minute trying to figure out why the goth clowns would be in gridlock (since they're so good at carpooling and reducing road congestion, you can fit so many into each classic black car)
forgot about children, thought these were just butt-ugly necklaces for poly people
i guess they can be both... brand cropped out because im a hater
I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”
It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!
in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”
Oh I love this news!!!!
Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”
It feels like some early humans were naming things and one of them ran out of ideas.
Human 1: (points at animal) What’s that?
Human 2: Cow.
Human 1: (points at bug) What’s that?
Human 2: … little cow.
Human 1: But it’s so much smaller. Who would have use for such a small cow?
Human 2: (panicking but in too deep to stop now) God.
The “Lady” in the name “ladybug” is the virgin Mary. People just cannot stop giving religious names to this bug.
The reason for this was that if you lived in an agrarian society then your survival was a throw of the dice every year, depending on the success of the crops. A failed crop year is a very hard year where deaths are expected. And if you grew a cereal like wheat, there were several things that could cause your crops to fail, but one of the big ones was if you happened to get a fuckton of aphids. You know what eats aphids? Ladybugs! If there are lots and lots of ladybugs around, there was a good chance that it’d be a good crop year! They were little crop protectors! When your family lives or dies on the success of that crop, of course they’d be seen as a blessing and given an appropriate name!
A 22 yr old in my org got drunk tuesday night and kinda shit on the fact that I'm running a community cleanup for our chapter. Said something along the lines of "i didn't join up to pick trash." Which really bothers me and it took me a while to figure out why. The whole point of the community cleanup is that we're returning to the neighborhoods where we knocked doors for A4 to help clean up their streets and provide material improvement for free in an effort to build inroads with those neighbors.
Like... if your socialism doesn't include picking uo trash, I'm guessing it also doesn't include doing the dishes, babysitting, or anything else that is important but not prestigious. Idk man, fuck off with that shit. You'll pick up trash and you'll like it until you understand why picking up trash isn't anyone's job but your own. I hate that attitude. If helping and doing activism was always fun and visible and impressive, everyone you know would already be doing it.
similar vibe to this absolutely unhinged car
I wouldn’t survive being on Deep Space Nine.
Not because of the war, but because I would be compelled to say ‘goo morning’ to Odo every day until he snaps.
something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.
Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.
Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.
Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like
I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.
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please do not the snail.
i love twitter i love twitter i love twitter
she has been pickled for her crimes
The spirit of Mouse compelled me:
what the fuck do you mean that orange fuck did drag
#ive known a good few gym bros (strongmen not bodybuilders) and its largely because they have to eat So Much in order to maintain muscle#i knew a guy who went grocery shopping every 2 days bc he physically couldnt fit the amt of food he ate in his fridge#when youre eating fuckin 8 chicken breasts a day you cant be fucked Preparing it your food goal is to consume as much protein as possible#legit what puts me off weight training is the grocery bills#and the idea that eating becomes a chore rather than a joy#like these dudes typically dont hate flavour they enjoy tasty food they just broadly see eating as a means to an end (getting huge) Tags from @clockworkrobotic were actually educational
*gently taps the shoulder of any body builders reading this* you can buy prepared spice blends (Italian is good for chicken) and sauces from the Asian food section (stir fry, soy sauce, good for rice) that cut down the prep time to "just dump it on" and cost about $4 a month if you're eating it every day, depending on how liberal you get with the seasoning. Buying grocery store brands helps a lot. You can also just rotate between spices- basil on chicken one month, paprika another, etc. If you're tired, you don't have to do it every day- but having it available can give you something to look forward to.
Food that's prepared with spices tastes better and food that tastes better has been proven to provide more nutrition. This might produce more bang for buck when it comes to the availability of protein in food- consider that someone may more thoroughly chew their food, assisting in breaking down the food in the stomach.
Another consideration is how mental health can be affected. Someone who has joy in eating has more mental energy/incentive to do things like planning and prepping meals, so you can make back the energy lost quickly. And the process of dedicating a couple more minutes to add spices can provide a moment to practice meditation/mindfulness. Plus expanding your repertoire with food also means you can feed others good meals, and indirectly makes the benefits of your body building hobby something you can share with friends.
Eating is a requirement of being alive so it's worth having a good relationship with food since you're going to be doing it for the rest of your life. You deserve good things!
Source: a disabled guy who struggles to make meals at all, and who lives on SNAP
why do goth girls have such beautiful soft deep voices
running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness
Cleo isn't messing around....
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BEAT HIS ASS CLEO!!!!
