“You’re so quiet” nah fam I talk. Just not to you

ok????????? why do people here hate their family?

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

wes anderson watched a violent movie…………………………………..once a single tear rolled down his cheek and onto the floor from it, a single flower grew when it blossomed, owen wilson’s tiny face appeared and it said wow

BITCHES THINK I GIVE A FUCK

….maybe i do but bitches ain’t gotta know that.

Reasons why your sign sucks

Aries: over competitive, self centered Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious Cancer: manipulative and moody Leo: attention whores Virgo: judgey and super boring Libra: literally will never shut up Scorpio: rude af Sagittarius: in your face and over the top Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers) Pisces: cry babies

me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????

i’m pretty sure emma roberts has been playing the same bitchy teenage girl character since 2008

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birthday january: nut february: dong march: giraffe april: gogu may: anime june: jokes july: aaaaaaaaa august: police september: shit october: kinkshame november: kawaii december: fuck

first letter of first name a-c: smoker d-f: fucker g-i: succ j-m: puncher n-q: shamer r-u: phobe v: ender wxyz: eater

day of birthday 1-10: 69 11-20: 420 21-28: 666 29-31: 184847388467374

north west probably spent like a thousand bucks on candy crush lives