New Yorkers really be like “you need to take the 6 train transfer to the A then transfer again to the x-y+8 train and ride it in reverse get off at the 6 and a half stop, drop through the man hole, speak to Master Splinter and defeat all the ninja turtles, then take a left and boom you are there!” like girl I’ll take a cab.

good luck riding this 6 train you speak of its under construction weekdays and only functions local between 125 and 14 st between the hours of 2:25 and 2:30am due to construction on the tracks please plan accordingly

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I got to go. Good luck, dumbass.

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