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All aboard the 'Shit went wrong in the garden and they never met' AU train choochoo

Angst train 🚂

A-Z-F311, a little Grey, and Krawley, a Reptilian, are both sent to Earth by their respective sides to spread cosmic harmony and unbridled chaos, respectively. They think that whole plan is a bit bollocks, really. I realised it's been well over a year since the first time I started Ineffable/Idiot Overlords posting so here are some of my favorites to reintroduce them!

Aziraphale has not changed his hairstyle in six thousand years. He did, however, decide to grow a beard once, way back in the fourth century. Crowley laughed himself sick the first time he saw it, and even long after Aziraphale came to his senses and shaved it, the demon swore to never, ever let him live it down.

Many years later, in late December, they walk by a window display featuring Santa Claus in all his bearded glory. Crowley snickers to himself as Aziraphale turns red and mutters, “It doesn’t look anything like me!”

“But we both know where the inspiration came from,” Crowley says, still giggling. “Hey, don’t look at me, you’re the one who started chucking bags of gold at peoples’ windows in the middle of the night. Should’ve kept a lower profile, shouldn’t you?”

Aziraphale huffs and storms off with Crowley trailing behind him, singing obnoxiously, “~Santa baby, I’ve really been an awful good girl~…”

“I shall never forgive you for that travesty of a song!”