18+ mdni

Me: “fuck, I need his cock”

Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*

OKAY BUT LISTEN TO ME

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

is this a safe space? i wanna bite it.

Who let Kate Bishop design her own costume? She really gave herself two strap harnesses,

btw if he was mine, my tongue would never leave that damn vein…. he’s so yummy i cant breathe

i love the “not interested in this post” and “block” buttons like yes get this out of here 🙂‍↕️

pogues better than me bc if jj and i were in the same friend group .... one of us gotta leave

alright hes still lovable ig

Down the Witches' road

They should let him do this, encourage him even

“I wonder if Charles is reading my mind”

Charles:

i need to motorboat sam winchester's tits. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

power couple vibes

everyday i mourn what meg and castiel could’ve had

Why do writers apologize for long fics? why aRE YOU SORRY FOR FEEDING US POOR, SORRY SOULS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK WE COULD EVER DREAM OF READING?? DO MICHELIN STAR CHEFS APOLOGIZE FOR COOKING THE MOST DIVINE FOOD EVER MADE??? DO THEY APOLOGIZE FOR NOURISHING OUR BODY AND SOULS????