Under that Old Apple Tree a Ringwraith sleeps

Happy 10.10 <3

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)

alternatively

Someone has to do it, so here I am.

not giving a “depends on the media” answer cause i feel like ppl will automatically go for that one lol. if it does depend on the media for you, pick which one u USUALLY fall under. polyshipping counts as multishipping 🫡

Guys we don't talk about this fact enough

that Alex Milne saw this!

And then he made this!

THIS IS THE BIGGEST GLOW UP IN HISTORY!!!

Nonhuman expressions of affection are great. Purring. Exposing weak points as a show of trust. Head bonks. Preening and chewing. Nuzzling. Biting. Intertwining tails. Feeding each other. Little chuffs, chatters, beeps and squeaks. Fluffing up of feathers, fur or other things. Dancing to impress. Cleaning their fur, scales, feathers or skin. Sharing body heat. Ears pointing toward those you care about to show your full attention is on them. Slow blinking.

don’t you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.

cliché but classic sub trope of this: the person who almost died tells the object of their affection “you look like shit” despite the fact that they are the one in the hospital bed and almost died.

Despite what outsiders might think, not all Estonians and Finns are lowkey into BDSM. For us, hitting ourselves (and others) with birch tree brances while completely naked in an hot room is completely normal activity.

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PLEASE TELL ME YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY

It's very common for children in Finland to go home from school by themselves and be there before the parents.